1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag o what ever tu can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and frutas aisles and ask every minuto "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? o rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age tu are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in.
6.Go in the aisle where the poptarts are.stare like your in never land while standing por the poptarts. everytime someone picks up a poptart Sing "poptarts! poptartssssss! Oh poptarts!!!!"
7. ATTENTION FOR PEOPLE OVER 21! Go in the cerveza enfriador, refrigerador with a thick capa and when someone picks up a pack of cerveza ask "are tu sure tu are over 21 ? tu look 4!"
8.sit in front of a place that blocks food. when someone asks tu to mover say "you are blocking the view! why dont tu mover mr./mrs. ISSUES!"
9.in the pet comida section ask "what is your dog/cat type?
10.when the cashier scan something stare mezmorized and say "OoOoO magic!"
11. Pretend to read a magazine in the checking line and say OoOo! for no reason. when the cashier asks Ms/mr Your items say " WAIT! DON'T INTERRUPT!! THIS IS THE BEST PART! BELLA SLAPS EDWARD!" though tu are lectura a magazine.
12. stand in the busiet aisle and spin around in the middle of the aisles screaming "RING AROUND THE ROSIES PLEASE PEOPLE JOINZIE WE ALL STEAL FOOD"
13. Follow a person around the store until they leave then follow another person
14.yell at peanuts (in a maní, cacahuete aisle) and say "open tu little brats!!!!"
15. go to the automatic doors and mover your arms when the open and say "OPEN SESIME!"
16. look at the stickers and temporary tatoo machine and yeal "open magic portal!!!"
17.when tu see a claw game say "i will save tu little teddy oso, oso de people!" and insert pennies and ask "why isn't this working"
18. grab already flat stuff like tortillias and step on them.
19.go to an aisle that has lollipops and continusely sing "lollipop lollipop oh lolli lolli lolli lollipop! *POP!* a doom doom doom"
20. go to dulces aisle and sing "sugar sugar Honey Honey tu are my candygirl!"
21. say mean things that are true about the cashier.
22. ask people with a clipboard and pen and paper (but scribble dont write words) and ask "so how did tu find the food?"
23. sit outside of the automatic doors (but dont make it where they open) and slowly chant every few segundos " I wish i could be free"
24.sit on the floor and pretend to cry
25.wear black sunglasses and bring a reusable tote and hairdryer and hum sneaky música and grab misceláneo items from each aisle (save ice cream for last) and if some one looks at tu aim your hair dryer at them and say "dont tu dare get any closer!" then pay.
26.sit in your car and when someone passes por aim a plátano at them see if they slow down.
27.dance o skip everywhere tu go and say Come on everyone one! registrarse in!
28. ask your friend to come and make a jump rope contest
29.ask everyone what their name is.
30. Yell while tu are in the middle of the automatic door IM STEALING FOOD!
if they ask what are tu doing o your getting arrested say " i was testing reactions to bad human behavior."
have fun.... ☺
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and frutas aisles and ask every minuto "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? o rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age tu are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in.
6.Go in the aisle where the poptarts are.stare like your in never land while standing por the poptarts. everytime someone picks up a poptart Sing "poptarts! poptartssssss! Oh poptarts!!!!"
7. ATTENTION FOR PEOPLE OVER 21! Go in the cerveza enfriador, refrigerador with a thick capa and when someone picks up a pack of cerveza ask "are tu sure tu are over 21 ? tu look 4!"
8.sit in front of a place that blocks food. when someone asks tu to mover say "you are blocking the view! why dont tu mover mr./mrs. ISSUES!"
9.in the pet comida section ask "what is your dog/cat type?
10.when the cashier scan something stare mezmorized and say "OoOoO magic!"
11. Pretend to read a magazine in the checking line and say OoOo! for no reason. when the cashier asks Ms/mr Your items say " WAIT! DON'T INTERRUPT!! THIS IS THE BEST PART! BELLA SLAPS EDWARD!" though tu are lectura a magazine.
12. stand in the busiet aisle and spin around in the middle of the aisles screaming "RING AROUND THE ROSIES PLEASE PEOPLE JOINZIE WE ALL STEAL FOOD"
13. Follow a person around the store until they leave then follow another person
14.yell at peanuts (in a maní, cacahuete aisle) and say "open tu little brats!!!!"
15. go to the automatic doors and mover your arms when the open and say "OPEN SESIME!"
16. look at the stickers and temporary tatoo machine and yeal "open magic portal!!!"
17.when tu see a claw game say "i will save tu little teddy oso, oso de people!" and insert pennies and ask "why isn't this working"
18. grab already flat stuff like tortillias and step on them.
19.go to an aisle that has lollipops and continusely sing "lollipop lollipop oh lolli lolli lolli lollipop! *POP!* a doom doom doom"
20. go to dulces aisle and sing "sugar sugar Honey Honey tu are my candygirl!"
21. say mean things that are true about the cashier.
22. ask people with a clipboard and pen and paper (but scribble dont write words) and ask "so how did tu find the food?"
23. sit outside of the automatic doors (but dont make it where they open) and slowly chant every few segundos " I wish i could be free"
24.sit on the floor and pretend to cry
25.wear black sunglasses and bring a reusable tote and hairdryer and hum sneaky música and grab misceláneo items from each aisle (save ice cream for last) and if some one looks at tu aim your hair dryer at them and say "dont tu dare get any closer!" then pay.
26.sit in your car and when someone passes por aim a plátano at them see if they slow down.
27.dance o skip everywhere tu go and say Come on everyone one! registrarse in!
28. ask your friend to come and make a jump rope contest
29.ask everyone what their name is.
30. Yell while tu are in the middle of the automatic door IM STEALING FOOD!
if they ask what are tu doing o your getting arrested say " i was testing reactions to bad human behavior."
have fun.... ☺