Why Did the Chicken cruzar, cruz the Road?
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road o not. The chicken is either with us o it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not cruzar, cruz the road with THAT chicken. What do tu mean por chicken? Could tu define chicken, please?
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road o the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cruzar, cruz roads, but...
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