Man: Where have tu been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen tu someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this asiento empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if tu sit down.
Man: Your place o mine?
Woman: Both. tu go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do tu do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: hola baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do tu like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would tu stay there?
Man: If I could see tu naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see tu naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when tu fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when tu got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't tu married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that tu want me.
Woman: tu know, you're dead right...I want tu to go away!
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen tu someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this asiento empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if tu sit down.
Man: Your place o mine?
Woman: Both. tu go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do tu do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: hola baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do tu like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would tu stay there?
Man: If I could see tu naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see tu naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when tu fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when tu got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't tu married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that tu want me.
Woman: tu know, you're dead right...I want tu to go away!
1.The Characters are awesome
2.It can make tu laugh so hard
3.It can make tu cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes tu wish tu lived in the naruto world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes tu think about it all the time
15.It teaches tu naruto history
2.It can make tu laugh so hard
3.It can make tu cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes tu wish tu lived in the naruto world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes tu think about it all the time
15.It teaches tu naruto history
I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope tu enjoy this.
Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please comentario and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make más lines.
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Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please comentario and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make más lines.
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This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite collar on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me pescado all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast tu need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and tu will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and tu will get a tail but tu do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also tu will get powers when tu do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on tu but the spell the got put on tu will end in the mornings.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite collar on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me pescado all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast tu need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and tu will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and tu will get a tail but tu do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also tu will get powers when tu do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on tu but the spell the got put on tu will end in the mornings.