misceláneo Article: bruno mars parody

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posted by iamagagamonster

~~ dont be offended, i amor bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way tu are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl tu need to shave

and when tu smile, the whole world ducks and takes cover for a while cos tu are disgusting, with o without make up on

her lips her lips look at that cold sore oh how disgusting
her laugh her laugh she hates and but i have to agree

shes so creepy and i tell her everyday

oh tu kno tu know i always ask tu to change

if perfects what your searching for then tu need sherlock holmes

so don't even bother asking if tu look ok tu know id say

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl tu need to shave

and when tu smile, the whole world ducks and takes cover for a while cos tu are disgusting, with o without make up on

the way tu areee
the way tu areee
girl your disgusting with o without make up on

when i see your face
theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl tu need to shave

and when tu smile
the whole world ducks and takes cover for a while
cos tu are disgusting with o without make up on
YEAH!

deathding, jamahl17 and 8 others like this

Lolly4me2 XD That made my night.

iamagagamonster haha thats good

trentgwenfan1 that is so funny

teamsalvatore98 lol

ilovepercy omg me n her made this up on the way to the bus stop XD thatrs awesome

iamagagamonster yea we did! ^^^^^^^^

LinaHarrow Awwww... how sweet!! I ecspecially loved this line: "the whole world ducks and takes cover for a while"

Merry Freakin' navidad - día 21: Amy (360)

posted by windwakerguy430

So I have a vague memory of this game. I remember seeing this game in a Game Informer magazine (Yeah, remember fucking gaming magazines) when I was in elementary school. Alongside games like Resident Evil Revelations, o I think, I don’t remember the exact issue, I saw this game on the side and how the reviewer thought it was the most boring game imaginable. So I avoided it for years up until now… and who boy, gaming journalism may be a joke now, but that guy was totally right. The game as developed por Vectorcell, known best for jesús Christ Superstar on the IOS. I feel like I’m gonna...

Merry Freakin' navidad - día 20: Batman: Dark Tomorrow

posted by windwakerguy430

I don’t think I need to give a lesson on who batman is. Everyone and their grandparents know who he is. Batman, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader. Having tons of comics, cine and video games. Some being some of the greatest games of all time and others being… the complete opposite. And that’s what we are looking at, the complete opposite. Developed por the Japanese studio, Kemco Software, best known for their work on the parte superior, arriba Gear franchise and their mobile games, they are still around today. Nothing was hurt por this game, DC Comics is still making bank and batman is still a cherished...

Merry Freakin' navidad - día 19: Charlie's ángeles (Gamecube)

posted by windwakerguy430

I never watched the original Charlie’s Angels. I remember I watched the movie, Full Throttle, which probably explains my deep seeded hatred for the series. And hey, with a new movie out that tu wouldn’t know was out unless I told tu (And no, tu didn’t watch. If tu tell me otherwise, you’re lying), now is a great time to play Charlie’s ángeles on the Gamecube. Published por the kings of misceláneo publishing, Ubisoft, Charlie’s ángeles is considered to be the worst license game out there, nothing else compared. I don’t have much say in the matter before I play it, but… yeah, I can...

Merry Freakin' navidad - día 16: Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt

posted by windwakerguy430

Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where tu play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my favorito! video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...

Merry Freakin' navidad - día 10: Mucha Lucha: Mascaritas of the lost Code

posted by windwakerguy430

Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and wwe of course. Now is the mostrar good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic amor for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the lost Code. Another published game por Ubisoft, but developed por Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...

Merry Freakin' navidad - día 9: Legends of Wrestling II (Gameboy Advance)

posted by windwakerguy430

wwe was one of my favorito! things as a child. There was just something about watching big oiled up men in their underwear grabbing at each other and slamming their bodies into the ground- Is it any wonder I came out as a bisexual? Seriously, I do enjoy wrestling to an extent. I haven’t watched anything recently, I kinda stopped around the whole John Cena craze of the late 2000s and early 2010s. But with anything that is marketable to young kids like me, tu gotta have video games of them, and there was no short supply of wrestling games. Today, we’ll be talking about Legends of Wrestling...

NikPiks - Clerks: más Than Just a Comedy

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, here it is. It’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. While I have been busy with a ton of other things like work and the underlying threat of every phone call being a scam artist o something to leave me bankrupt, this articulo has always been in the back of my mind. And I’m finally gonna talk about it. Today. That’s right. It’s time we finally get to talking about the classic comedy film. Clerks… 2!. Nah, I’m kidding. Fuck that movie. It’s Clerks, the original, 1994 film

I: From Humble Beginnings

Clerks is the best comedy film I have ever seen. Of...

Nik EXPLOITS Horror cine for a halloween articulo

posted by windwakerguy430

So horror movies…. I’m seeing a lot of movie, not a lot of horror. It takes a lot for me to be disturbed por a movie nowadays. libros have the ability to let tu think about the horror and let tu imagine it yourself, and video games let tu experience it from a first hand perspective, but cine are not the best with making tu feel scared. Even the good horror cine don’t do a good job at being scary. However, there is a subgenre out there that uses low budget and haunting imagery to give it a disturbing feeling. The world of exploitation horror films. So, today, on Hallow’s Eve, I...

Canada24 reviews JOKER (spoiler warning))

posted by Canada24

Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger por at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche. It's something Arthur Fleck cannot control. There's always a certain...

parte superior, arriba 5 CALL OF DUTY CHARACTERS:

posted by Canada24

#1: SGT FRANK WOODS:
Of coarse he's number 1. The guy who joined the Vietnam war because "it was fun". About everything he does is badass.. And I will give spoilers. So not only does he and Kra- (can't spell it) survive that gernade. But it's implied Woods escapes being P.O.W all por himself.. Though he than gets recaptured por Raul Menendez in Angola, and the first mission involves finding and rescuing him. The circumstances of Woods' capture - being tortured, having his men killed right in front of him, and locked in a shipping container with his dead comrades and left to die of starvation and...

The Joker Movie Controversy

posted by Canada24

This is a movie I had no interest in seeing. I was worried having an entire film about Joker will kinda ruin the character.. But the fact the film is rated R does imply I'm probably wrong.

But after I saw Chris Stuckmann's spoiler review. There is a interesting thing he spoke about, that I want throw in my own 2 cents about.

Before this film was even released. There were 2 things that people were worried about. Sympathizing with Joker. And the violence on screen.

Firstly, Chris says this isn't even the most violent film he's seen. He actually states Deadpool is más violent than this movie. But...

In-Indie - A Bastard's Tale

posted by windwakerguy430

Other than horrible gaming journalists not understanding how indie games work, another thing people say is how unfair they can be. Cuphead is unfair because your character only has three hearts on them. Hotline Miami is too hard because enemies can kill tu in one hit. Slime Rancher is too hard because I can’t feed my Slimes in time. But there is a game out there that I can say with slight certainty that it can feel really unfair at times. A game so difficult that it already has me cursing before the game starts. A Bastard’s Tale.

A Bastard’s Tale follows a knight, I’m going to...

Canada24's parte superior, arriba eight underrated films:

posted by Canada24

#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated o misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when disney had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. o Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable..

#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris Stuckmann dicho it was....

In-Indie - 1979 Revolution: Black Friday

posted by windwakerguy430

This review is going to be… a bit harder to talk about. So I bought a game called Revolution 1979: Black Friday, a game that is based on the actual Black Friday of 1979 where thousands of protestors were shot and killed for protesting against their ruler. It was the darkest moment during the Iranian Revolution but is practically never discussed outside of the country. That is where 1979 Revolution comes to discuss matters.

1979 Revolution follows the experience of Reza Shirazi as he is interrogated for information on his involvement with the revolution and his connections to the groups...

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NikPiks QuikPiks - What Punk Actually Means

posted by windwakerguy430

So the punk scene, what a scene it is. Big mohawks, piercings, and a bad attitude that all those cine and annoyed parents warned us about. But seriously, it’s not all that. Nowadays, punk has become nothing más than a front for stores like Hot Topic to make a quick buck off of and unless your Green Day, most of your venues are a small bar if they’re lucky. What is the kind of thing punk is mistaken for, what is it really, and just what happened to it all? Well, that’s what I am here to talk about today. Sadly, don’t expect a huge analysis on this one. This is merely a myriad of thoughts...

My favourite scene in Mirror Mirror

posted by andy10B

The one thing missing in Snow White and the seven dwarfs is any communication between Snow White and the Evil queen . Unlike in Disney's cenicienta and enredados all of whom are step mum verses step daughter. Two different people Snow White kind, happy and a giving person, whilst the queen is a harsh, mean and only cares for herself.

In Mirror Mirror there is a brilliant mostrando of this in one of the first scenes.

So Snow White is 18 today. She is sad, lonely and bored in her bedroom, a bird pops in and so Snow White feeds it, then she hears a fanfare coming from downstairs. Snow gets excited...

Elijah Jones set for new album promotion in September?

posted by seattlelivin

Elijah Jones, 2019 album? and K-12?

Recently, Jones had released an interesting pastel and aesthetic looking foto on his channel with his name entitled on it. The pastel foto was of a almohada and frases expressing "I haven't gone anywhere... I've been teasing. I don't know if tu guys are ready for what is about to be in store.."

We think that Jones's siguiente promotional album will actually be K-12 por Melanie Martinez. As subjected from a fan account. This would make sense because in January 2019 Jones released a paino song entitled "Teddy Bear" it is a referenced look to the new surprise promotion this year.

Upon the quotes....

Michael Sheen on The Great Comic Relief Bake Off

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Animated Movies, as well as heroes and Villains of the año 2000 Scorecards

posted by 99148770

There are the lista of Animated cine of the año 2000 Scorecard.

There is the opinion of the scorecard, no matter, When tu love, like, neutral, dislike o hate the movies.

List:

*Chicken Run (Aardman) - Love
*Rugrats In Paris: The Movie (Nickelodeon) - Love
*The Emperor's New Groove (Disney) - Like
*The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks) - Like

There are the lista of Animated Movie Protagonists of the año 2000 Scorecard.

List:

*Ginger The Hen (Chicken Run, Aardman) - Love
*Chuckie Finster (Rugrats In Paris: The Movie, Nickelodeon) - Love
*Kuzco (The Emperor's New Groove, Disney) - Neutral
*Tulio and Miguel...

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NikPiks - Into the Spiderverse: An Animated Masterpiece

posted by windwakerguy430

Date: December 2017. A new trailer for Spider-Man is announced, a film known as Into the Spiderverse. The trailer looks insane and I’m already hyped. I can’t wait to see Peter Parker in his first theatrical animated feature…. Oh, it’s Miles Morales, the guy who was in a lot of really, really bad comic books… O-Oh, okay. Well, from what I see, Sony is making it. What other animated features did they make this year……… tu all know what. So yeah, Sony, Miles, my confidence in Hollywood at its lowest point possible… Yeah, I see nothing but good. But wait… Phil Lord and Chris...