misceláneo Article: bruno mars parody

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posted by iamagagamonster

~~ dont be offended, i amor bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way tu are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl tu need to shave

and when tu smile, the whole world ducks and takes cover for a while cos tu are disgusting, with o without make up on

her lips her lips look at that cold sore oh how disgusting
her laugh her laugh she hates and but i have to agree

shes so creepy and i tell her everyday

oh tu kno tu know i always ask tu to change

if perfects what your searching for then tu need sherlock holmes

so don't even bother asking if tu look ok tu know id say

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl tu need to shave

and when tu smile, the whole world ducks and takes cover for a while cos tu are disgusting, with o without make up on

the way tu areee
the way tu areee
girl your disgusting with o without make up on

when i see your face
theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl tu need to shave

and when tu smile
the whole world ducks and takes cover for a while
cos tu are disgusting with o without make up on
YEAH!

deathding, jamahl17 and 8 others like this

Lolly4me2 XD That made my night.

iamagagamonster haha thats good

trentgwenfan1 that is so funny

teamsalvatore98 lol

ilovepercy omg me n her made this up on the way to the bus stop XD thatrs awesome

iamagagamonster yea we did! ^^^^^^^^

LinaHarrow Awwww... how sweet!! I ecspecially loved this line: "the whole world ducks and takes cover for a while"

What is Tetris game? Have tu ever played it?

posted by Nanisa1

The puzzle game Tetris is well-known all over the world for its catchy música and captivating gameplay. Tetris can be played without charge at link. Good Old Tetris and Colortris are two additional free Tetris games that adhere to the original.
Genres Inspired por Tetris
But in addition to the original Tetris, there are a ton of other Tetris-related games on this page that are well worth playing. The 10x10 subgenre is one of the most well-liked offshoots, and there are many 10x10 games to play, including Block Champ, TenTrix, and Wood Blocks.
Tetris Redesigned
Numerous variations of the Tetris format...

Notable benefits of Word finder that maybe tu don’t know

posted by alicejenny

Developing word recognition is the main and outstanding benefit of link. Specifically, whenever tu need to buscar for a word in a huge number of words o in case tu face troubles with the arrangement of letters, Word finder will be the best solution. So, what Word finder can help you?
- Learning context clues
- Expanding vocabulary and supplementing education resources
- Completing word searches
Do tu know any other advantages of word finder? Please let me know!

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Tajū & The Kitsune Prism (Chapter 2)

posted by ShadowFan100

Chapter 2: Spirit Of The Fox, Part 2: Into The Forest

After the light had vanished from the school, it then reappeared in a forest-similar to the one Taju had been dreaming about. segundos after appearing, the light formed into the shape of Taju and the fox--indicating that they had still been inside as it disappeared from the school. The light that surrounded them finally faded, and Taju wanted some respuestas out of

"Alright, fox, tu know where I live, and where I go to school--what's this all about? What do tu want from me?" he asked the fox.

It took him a segundo to remember that the zorro, fox couldn't...

CANADA24's BEST/WORST ADAM STANDER MOVIES;

posted by Canada24

BEST;

1; CLICK;
This one is a personal favourite of mine.. I actually like this actor all things considered, and actually have más good films than bad.. Click is actually a really funny film, and he doesn't do any of his stupid high pitched voices, least not that much. I always like when Adam plays the everyman, he's actually one of the best parts of the films when he does.

And coarse, there's the last 20/30 minutes. Where Standler shows that under the right circumstances, he actually is a really excellent actor. Doing the emotional scenes really really well..

2; HOTEL TRANSVANINA;
These films...

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P.E.C podcast

posted by podcastlover123

Please listen to P.E.C podcast fanpop fans it’s a great podcast! I would rate it 5/5 stars ⭐️ because the trailer seams great but they dicho they will start posting episodes on Friday. So please listen to it. So get off your libros and get out your screens and type “P.E.C podcast” and it will change tu for life the podcast is run por Olivia and Hattie who are loads of 🤩 FUN. So please once tu have listen 🎧 to the podcast leave a comentario and say podcast like 👍🏻 o podcast dislike 👎🏻. Bye for now

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parte superior, arriba TEN SLASHER VILLAINS; worst to best..

posted by Canada24

10; JASON VOORHEES;

I know it might seem like me just being a Freddy fan, especially as Krueger is number one. But I have to be entirely honest. I always found Friday the 13th kinda overrated. It's not till the films started becoming self parody's when Jason became a zombie that they started getting fun. The rest of them are just más 80's slashers with annoying characters that we just want to see Jason kill. But that's just me. I know people enjoy these films. The fact he's on the lista at all is still a compliment. And honestly he was way más terrifying in that remake film..

9; CHUCKY;...

Ending Segregation The Undead Way - Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse Review (Gen 6)

posted by windwakerguy430

So yeah, I had another one of those breaks from playing PS2 games. I was going on a big binge trying to get some más cause of the announcement that Sony was closing down the playstation 3 store. I was really worried for a second, and was going on a mass purchase, but that came to a halt once people got on Sony’s case enough and convinced them to keep it up. So, uh, I got a bit of a backlog of PS2 games to get through on there now, even some PS1 games, but I will get to those in time. Needless to say, I was going to be reviewing Tokobot Plus, but with work and other projects in the works,...

How to turn strangers into soulmates

posted by blossomyumyum

Have tu looked at someone and just thought,
“We don’t know each other’s names. We have so much in common, so close yet so far.”

Everyone always dreams of having a song sang to them, every guy needs to have their sing sang back.
Here are some ways that tu can find your soulmate:

First, realize that amor is love. That whatever comes will come naturally.
Kiss slowly and gently, because gay only means happy.

Listen to each other’s input. Give time to mostrando interest.

Let each other sing.
Music is often your best way to express feeling and emotion.
Realize too that sometimes lyrics are the best...

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NikPiks - Freddy Got Fingered: The Point of Being Pointless

posted by windwakerguy430

Wow, what is this now? Now I know what we’re all thinking. Is this supposed to be an in-season April Fools joke? Is this like an epic prank gone wrong gone sexual? This can’t truly be, Nik. You’re not really going to tell us about the actual intelligence of this film. No…. I’m dead serious. This is a review of the film, a review that actually talks about Freddy Got Fingered… But positively. Yes. Really. So this film has been considered not just one of the worst films of the decade, not just one of the worst comedies ever, but it’s also been considered one of the worst cine of...

CAN tu DIG IT!? - The Warriors PS2 Review

posted by windwakerguy430

Finally, a full review of a licensed game here on these reviews. I already did a quick look at the Simpsons: Hit and Run game, but that was only a little mini review in a series of mini reviews. This time, we got ourselves a full licensed game. And probably one of the most obscure and best on the PS2. So The Warriors movie from 1979 is one of my favorito! cine ever. It was a short, fun thriller about a small calle gang being framed for the murder of a big crime lord and now must make it through the streets of New York back to their turf alive. It had thrills, chills, spills, and was just...

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I can suck ya dick! ^_^

added by BB2010

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Minorities Locked in a Ball Buster Combo - God Hand Review

posted by windwakerguy430

So when it comes to buying physical copies of PS2 games, there’s always one issue that stems from it. That being the case of some games can be brutally expensive. Like I was hoping to buy a copy of Rule of Rose for the PS2 because I heard it was one of the most painful games to play with one of the best stories ever written. That was until I found out that the going price regularly is six hundred USD. So, yeah, no fucking thank you. I like to live in a house and eat food. But of course, Rule of Rose was far from the only game to do this. And with some games I wanted to buy on the PS2 like...

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Making God Even Angrier - The Bible Game Review

posted by windwakerguy430

Hey, everyone. After the mistake that was Trigger Man, and having fallen into a state of suicidal depression, also mixed with the state of the world, I decided to turn toward religion in the hopes of turning my life around. Sure, hearing about some of the stuff that goes on in the bible, like how God ruined Job’s life over a bet with the Devil…. Not sure what that was about, but I am a true Christian now. It is not my place to pregunta the work of the lord. But because I can’t go to church because… ya know… the world right now, and since actually lectura a book is a challenge for...

Some Triggers Never Die - Trigger Man Review

posted by windwakerguy430

So believe it o not, I don’t go out of my way to look for bad games. Unless there’s some weird navidad event, I never look at a PS2 game and think, “This looks like a fucking piece of shit. I wanna play that”. No, I usually want to give the games I talk about on here the benefit of the doubt and mostrar them some sort of respect. Be it something that pulls me in o something that intrigues me. Like I didn’t buy Marc Ecko’s Getting Up with the intent of hating it. I bought it because it looked like a fun game and I like the urban setting. It only happened to be a pile of trash. But...

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my thoughts on Helluva Boss (so far)

posted by TimberHumphrey

oh, this mostrar is a blast so far! blood, guts, mayhem, sex, lots of swearing, drugs and of course demons. and it all works perfectly! i amor watching the I.M.P shenanigans Blitzo and co. get themselves into.
but so far, Episode 2 is my favorite. never would've i thought we'd get so much character depth for Stolas of all characters. he might be a total pervert, but he sure is a good father. and his song.... wow! that brought a tear to my eye. i never thought he'd have such a beautiful voice.
also, i can't forget about Octavia. i've only known her for one episode, but she's already up there as one of my favorito! characters (along with Loona, of course). i really hope Vivzie brings her back for another episode. maybe have her and Loona on a girls' night together. that'd be great to watch!
all i can say now is: i can't wait to see what episode 3 has in store for us.

cancelar Elijah Jones!! Beautiful Insanity!!

posted by Dangerousloves

Elijah Jones "Razilee and Elijah" need fixing

Though displaced por fusion. Elijah Jones and his reciente album "Beautiful Insanity" deceives the art of true kindness and blames others for judging while feelings guilty of judgement. Elijah Jones isn't the once thoughtful artist we once knew back in 2017. He has manipulated to trick us in thinking he is kind and nice!! He sucks!! His música album and his documentaries are horrible and does not teach any valuable lesson as expressed! Why does many favor him and his followers?

Three good reasons...

Beautiful Insanity FAILS to deliver the message behind judgement.

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 doesn't...

Jessie James Decker - I'll Chase the Sky (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

tu see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, tu got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, tu got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If tu wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If tu wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is más than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what tu needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...

The Exploitation II: Ten Horror Exploitation Film Reviews

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, it’s that time of the año again. Halloween, the mes of scares, despite the fact that the año 2020 has been a fucking nightmare más than anything halloween could do. Last año I looked at five exploitation horror films. Some were good. Some were absolute trash. But I wanted to do that again. And this time, I wanted to up the ante. I wanted to take it a step further. Not with graphic content. God no. Nothing will ever make me sick like Nekromantik, I think. But in scale. Instead of five films, I decided to check out ten this year. Ones of differentiating quality. Will there be diamonds...

Kate and miles the turning

added by Bisexualnerd22

Weirdest goosebumps Endings

posted by Canada24

#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up por the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?

#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The perros turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and fergie into perros and take over their identities, then Cooper and fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels o something like that, I don't know. Stine...