i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.
i found this on some joke website:
CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED
SCHIZOPHRENIA: do tu hear what i hear?
DEMENTIA: I think I'll be inicial for Christmas
MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and fuego hydrants and...
PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me
PERSONALITY DISORDER: tu better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell tu why
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock....(better start again)
PASSIVE AGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: on the first día of navidad my true amor gave to me(and then took it all away)
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: thoughts of roasting on an open fire
i found this on some joke website:
CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED
SCHIZOPHRENIA: do tu hear what i hear?
DEMENTIA: I think I'll be inicial for Christmas
MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and fuego hydrants and...
PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me
PERSONALITY DISORDER: tu better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell tu why
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle campana rock....(better start again)
PASSIVE AGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: on the first día of navidad my true amor gave to me(and then took it all away)
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: thoughts of roasting on an open fire
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ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that tu have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask preguntas to a magic 8 ball and take the respuestas seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when tu find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when tu see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a misceláneo person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that tu have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask preguntas to a magic 8 ball and take the respuestas seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when tu find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when tu see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a misceláneo person!
raindrops on rosas and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp manzana, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp manzana, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws comida at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid preguntas (ex: What do biblioteca cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a día when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who tu think she is
*She throws comida at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid preguntas (ex: What do biblioteca cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a día when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who tu think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book por its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders o u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id amor to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break tu down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to tu that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating comentarios about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why tu like what tu do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do tu do it? Do tu have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever tu do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to tu that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating comentarios about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why tu like what tu do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do tu do it? Do tu have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever tu do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent plátano even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a plátano is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but tu can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a más stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are clubes song)
plátano plátano oveja are there friends
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a plátano is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but tu can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a más stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are clubes song)
plátano plátano oveja are there friends
BANANAS
one día that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny dicho hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first fecha ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him inicial AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO inicial AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE dicho WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE dicho COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton dulces road like 45 like segundos hace and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like tu like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went inicial and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like día in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't tu wanna mix cotton dulces and popscicles!
That was like a like better like día in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't tu wanna mix cotton dulces and popscicles!