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10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces o twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
"Where did tu get that?"
The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle!"
7 A person went into the office cocina one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new pelaje, piel capa and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes o an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats".
6 Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a capa hanger.
First Blonde:
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
segundo Blonde:
Well tu better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the parte superior, arriba is down!
5 Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said,
"I think they could be bird tracks."
The segundo blonde went to look and said,
"No, I think these are deer tracks."
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over por the train!
4 A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that pregunta all day, and each time I get a different answer."
3 A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling,
"You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like tu that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give tu what's coming to you!"
2 A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell tu that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
1 A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of oveja and thought,
"Oh! Those oveja are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many oveja tu have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, dicho she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces o twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
"Where did tu get that?"
The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle!"
7 A person went into the office cocina one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new pelaje, piel capa and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes o an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats".
6 Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a capa hanger.
First Blonde:
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
segundo Blonde:
Well tu better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the parte superior, arriba is down!
5 Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said,
"I think they could be bird tracks."
The segundo blonde went to look and said,
"No, I think these are deer tracks."
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over por the train!
4 A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that pregunta all day, and each time I get a different answer."
3 A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling,
"You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like tu that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give tu what's coming to you!"
2 A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell tu that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
1 A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of oveja and thought,
"Oh! Those oveja are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many oveja tu have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, dicho she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"