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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time tu turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him o her that you’ve lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he o she has anything for body lice.

8. After visiting the bakery section, go up and down the aisles exclaiming, “My buns are squishy!”

9. While arguing with an invisible friend, tu proceed to play tug-of-war over an item.

10. Hold your nose while standing in line at the meat department.

11. Ask the deli clerk how much potato ensalada it would take for two people to comfortably wrestle in.

12. Fake cell phone conversation: “Doctor, I couldn’t possibly have malaria. That was weeks ago!”

13. Start doing a river dance in front of the corned beef.

14. Tell the checkout cashier that tu have to hurry, o your spaceship will leave without you.

15. Tell the checkout bagger that tu knew him in a former life, and ask why he left without a note.

16. Ask someone if they saw your picture in the post office and remark that it was one of your best.

17. On a hot summer day, ask the manager if someone can help tu clean the snow from your car.

18. Tell a customer that you’re from the future and have just zapped back for an historic vacation.

19. Walk around holding a copy of the Scarlet Letter while sporting a big red “A”.

20. Ask a clerk if tu can test several types of deodorant before making a decision to buy one.

21. Using a stethoscope, listen intently to several coconuts in the produce aisle.

22. Tell one of the lobsters that you’ve brought the potion to turn him back into a man.

23. Run up to the fresh vegetables in the produce aisle and yell, “Boo!”

24. Play peek-a-boo with a little old lady while waiting in the checkout line.

25. When the clerk in the deli asks for your order, mime it.

26. Walk around smoking an invisible cigarette – and get great satisfaction from it.

27. Pretend to cook a meal using the pots and pans in the housewares aisle.

28. Bring a concealed whoopie cushion with tu and activate it every couple of minutes.

29. Ask if anyone has seen your pet snake – he was just in your pocket a minuto ago.

30. While waiting in the deli line, pretend to read an invisible book – be sure to turn the pages.

31. Hold up a can of bug spray and ask someone what type of galleta would go best with it.

32. Shout out, “OK, who squeezed my melons?!”

33. If tu see someone offering samples, keep circling like a tiburón and snatch snacks at each pass.

34. Invite other customers to registrarse tu in a game of limbo using a pepperoni stick.

35. Go up to a dead pescado on ice, sob and say, “We were supposed to be married on Saturday!”

36. In the middle of one of the aisles, scream, “Food fight!”

37. Stand in front of the ice cream freezer, look intently at it, and scream intermittently.

38. Squirm around a lot and shout, “Quick – where’s the hemorrhoid cream?”

39. Pick up bananas at random; act as though you’re on the phone and say, “Sorry, wrong number!”

40. Point accusingly at one of the cucumbers and say, “I thought I told tu to wait in the car!”

41. Holding a flea collar, ask a clerk how tu get the flea to hold still so that tu can put it on him.

42. Look for someone holding a jar of honey, and then explain that this is actually bee vomit.

43. Every time tu pass a particular type of meat, imitate the sound of the animal.

44. Walk down the aisles like a turkey, while opening your eyes as wide as physically possible.

45. As tu pass the lettuce, turn toward it, fold your arms and say, “You’re out of your head!”

46. Pick up a jar of pickled pig’s feet and – in a distraught voice – say, “Oh, no! It’s Babe!”

47. As tu pass people in the aisles, look startled and run in the opposite direction.

48. Bring a ventriloquist dummy and argue about what to buy for cena as tu go through the store.

49. Tell the produce clerk that the bananas are fighting again, and that they’re all getting bruised.

50. Tell the manager to call for a clean-up in the laxative aisle.
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10; JASON VOORHEES;

I know it might seem like me just being a Freddy fan, especially as Krueger is number one. But I have to be entirely honest. I always found Friday the 13th kinda overrated. It's not till the films started becoming self parody's when Jason became a zombie that they started getting fun. The rest of them are just más 80's slashers with annoying characters that we just want to see Jason kill. But that's just me. I know people enjoy these films. The fact he's on the lista at all is still a compliment. And honestly he was way más terrifying in that remake film..


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So yeah, I had another one of those breaks from playing PS2 games. I was going on a big binge trying to get some más cause of the announcement that Sony was closing down the playstation 3 store. I was really worried for a second, and was going on a mass purchase, but that came to a halt once people got on Sony’s case enough and convinced them to keep it up. So, uh, I got a bit of a backlog of PS2 games to get through on there now, even some PS1 games, but I will get to those in time. Needless to say, I was going to be reviewing Tokobot Plus, but with work and other projects in the works,...
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Have tu looked at someone and just thought,
“We don’t know each other’s names. We have so much in common, so close yet so far.”

Everyone always dreams of having a song sang to them, every guy needs to have their sing sang back.
Here are some ways that tu can find your soulmate:

First, realize that amor is love. That whatever comes will come naturally.
Kiss slowly and gently, because gay only means happy.

Listen to each other’s input. Give time to mostrando interest.

Let each other sing.
Music is often your best way to express feeling and emotion.
Realize too that sometimes lyrics are the best...
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With how I constantly praise the SMT series, I think it’s obvious to say that I am a big fan of the series. I’ve played all the PS2 titles, most of the DS titles, and am immensely excited for SMT V and the remaster of one of my favorito! games ever, Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. So with that said, it should be absolute heresy to say that I am even making this articulo about Persona 4. For those not in the know, SMT and Persona fans kinda, sorta, just a little bit fucking depise each other. It’s actually kind of insane how vicious they get. Like wild dogs, really. Persona fans call SMT fans...
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"The cup has runneth over"

As a black man. This was a long time coming. We've always had that position of segundo class citizen in the United States after slavery and now this is another big step the civil rights movement is taking to progress equality for all.

All over the US. Police officers are being corrupt on the fucking news during the riots and the peaceful protesting and I thank god that people were there to showcase that. From the depression,the covid-19 deaths and general inequality that has happened for LITERAL years in all facets. It's about time people rose up against this country...
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Yesterday was my 20th birthday. For a lot of people, something like this is very important. After all, we only live once and milestone years like this can mark an key moment in our lives. In my case, it's when I fully transition from being a teenager to being an adult. To celebrate this, I decided to finally publicar an articulo that I wanted to write for a long time. I wanted to talk about my favorito! medium of story-telling, as well as to explain why it matters so much to me.
We all have our favorito! ways of telling a story, o to express our emotions and points-of-view. My favorito! is animation,...
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Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, o have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I amor the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine por me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....
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I: From Humble Beginnings

Clerks is the best comedy film I have ever seen. Of...
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