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1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When tu sleep over never boss me around in cama unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If tu don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” o “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If tu want sex, just ask. (In case tu didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
10. Only modelos are able to wear most of the stuff tu see in fashion magazines.
11. No guy will complain if he comes inicial and sees tu in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, o just plain naked.
12. tu don’t need ropa interior to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank parte superior, arriba are fine por us.
13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
14. Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
15. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that tu may enjoy, just let us know.
16. Every so often no matter whether it is true o not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
17. If were not getting amor we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
18. The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
19. Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
20. If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
21. Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
22. tu shouldn’t be flattered o grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
23. Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
24. We masturbate, usually más when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
25. Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach tu not to quit.
26. Giving head is never a bad idea.
27. We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so ducha, ducha de with us.
28. There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) tu on parte superior, arriba of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
29. We don’t mind going to gay cine with tu but don’t tell our friends.
30. tu can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports cine o “Old yeller.”
31. “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
32. Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
33. You’re probably not as funny as tu think.
34. Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one más girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
35. Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced por a Maxim article)
36. Cooking makes a girl that much más attractive especially if she can use a grill.
37. tu can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.
38. For every fart that slips out when tu are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
39. If we want to take naked pictures of tu it is because we are proud and want to mostrar tu off to our friends.
40. The red light means the video camera is off.
41. A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether tu want to do it with the lights on o off.
42. Whip cream and chocolate syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher.
43. Nothing tu will ever do will entitle tu to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
44. The only thing left to be dicho after sex is “goodnight.”
45. Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play más often.
46. Critiquing our driving is only segundo to critiquing our amor making.
47. Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer preguntas we could be castrated.
48. If tu ask us to go shopping tu have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
49. The jeans don’t make your culo look fat. Your fat culo makes your culo look fat.
50. 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.
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I think one of my favorito! things about indie games (Aside from the sheer passion of creators that want to do their own thing) is the visuals they go for. From Hollow Knight’s charming dot eyed art to the amazing hand drawn movements of Skullgirls to the old 30s cartoon aesthetic of Cuphead, all of these games have an art style that drew me to them and made me want to play these games. But hey, a simple cel shading can also appeal to me. And that brings us to Lethal League Blaze



Starting out as a flash game called Lethal League (Which tu can apparently play on the PS4 store now), Lethal...
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OMG, after all these years, I never knew that pikachu is Spider-Man!!!!! XD
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Several actors have played Batman. There have been over five live action versions of batman as well as various voice actors. People often discuss about which batman actor is the best. I think that the best is Adam West.

1. Adam West stood out más than any other batman actor

Adam West got to play batman in a mostrar that lasted over 100 episodes. That gave him plenty of time for his version of batman to be memorable. Later on he got to voice batman in caricaturas which gave him a chance to play various versions of Batman. All of his performances as batman are a memorable treat.

The other live action...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....
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I made this when I first started writing. So the grammer isn't very good..


Grady Edwards. A constant on the run serial killer, that is always changing his name. Today he met Susan at the grocery store, he introduced himself as David Harris. He pretended to be divorced, but in reality he murdered his old wife, and her family. "Yep, she was mad at me for my constant tenancy to take shit in the pool" David said. Everyone took a step back. David walked away. Unaware of the danger it will eventually cause Susan asked David to stay with her family. He agreed.

Susan's oldest son, Michael was returning...
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