When tu are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When tu are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When tu are dating..... He takes tu out to have a good time.
When tu are married ....He brings inicial a 6 pack, and says "What are tu going to drink?"
When tu are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When tu are married ....He flicks your ear in public.
When tu are dating..... A Single cama for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When tu are married ....A King size cama feels like an army cot.
When tu are dating..... tu are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When tu are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When tu are dating..... tu enjoyed foreplay.
When tu are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will tu leave me alone???"
When tu are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks por tu for no reason.
When tu are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
When tu are dating..... tu picture the two of tu together, growing old together.
When tu are married ....You wonder who will die first.
When tu are dating..... Just looking at him makes tu feel all "mushy."
When tu are married ....When tu look at him, tu want to claw his eyes out.
When tu are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When tu are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When tu are dating..... He understands if tu "Aren't in the mood."
When tu are married ....He says "It's your job."
When tu are dating..... He understands that tu have "male" friends.
When tu are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal tu away.
When tu are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When tu are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.
When tu are dating..... He calls tu por name.
When tu are married ....He calls tu "Hey" and refers to tu when speaking to others as "She."
When tu are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When tu are dating..... He takes tu out to have a good time.
When tu are married ....He brings inicial a 6 pack, and says "What are tu going to drink?"
When tu are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When tu are married ....He flicks your ear in public.
When tu are dating..... A Single cama for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When tu are married ....A King size cama feels like an army cot.
When tu are dating..... tu are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When tu are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When tu are dating..... tu enjoyed foreplay.
When tu are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will tu leave me alone???"
When tu are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks por tu for no reason.
When tu are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
When tu are dating..... tu picture the two of tu together, growing old together.
When tu are married ....You wonder who will die first.
When tu are dating..... Just looking at him makes tu feel all "mushy."
When tu are married ....When tu look at him, tu want to claw his eyes out.
When tu are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When tu are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When tu are dating..... He understands if tu "Aren't in the mood."
When tu are married ....He says "It's your job."
When tu are dating..... He understands that tu have "male" friends.
When tu are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal tu away.
When tu are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When tu are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.
When tu are dating..... He calls tu por name.
When tu are married ....He calls tu "Hey" and refers to tu when speaking to others as "She."