misceláneo Article: God hates me

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posted by Lola90210

GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God is being unreasonable again but this time with Meredith! Why does God hate us? I wish this pregunta to be answered.
-Had some pescado fingers
-Had a bath
-Chopped finger off
-Went to A & E
-Went to bed.

Chapter 5

        It's raining today. Good.

Chapter 6

        Rain stopped today. I ate some pop pop chicken then I yelled at God for a while, went to bed.

Chapter 7

        Meredith and I did some homework today. Meredith is starting to annoy me though, I think she works for God and has been sent por him to annoy me and make my life hell. I might have to kill her.

Chapter 8

        Claudia is really annoying she has this huge obsession with Muse. Why? Because they are stupid! It's annoying. muse are stupid just because she is obsessed with Sarah. Claudia needs to talk to God.

Chapter 9

        I watched 90210 today. It made me laugh. I think God loves them, they have everything. Not me because God Hates me.

Chapter 10

        Miranda and I went pig hunting today we have a forest full of pigs in our village so we went pig hunting because pigs are rosado, rosa and chubby and full of good energy. I caught a fat one then Miranda estola it and ate it herself then she remembered she's a vegetarian. Miranda is a bitch!!

Chapter 11

        I am sick today. Not good.

Chapter 12

I was meant to have maths this afternoon but I decided not to go and hang out with Miranda. I read Twilight for a while then I ate some fries.

Chapter 13

Yet again God is against me. I have no suitable clothing! Why God! Please answer me!!

Chapter 14

I fell out of my window today, and broke my leg. Now I'm in hospital so no school I think God is starting to like me now.

Chapter 15

God! God! God! God! Oh my God! I am well gangsta!

Chapter 16

I am returning from hospital today. I is going to be well bruised for the siguiente few week init! Man I iz well calle now

Chapter 17

I've decided to not be a gangsta. It doesn't become me.

Chapter 18

God tu are a great guy! We should be buds!

Tdinoahiscute4, Dippicus and 6 others like this

KalziEee aww :( i hope everything turns out ok for you.

dsgt5 God gives you what yu need not what you want, not to be mean this offended me a little,akward well ok bye take care! (i bet that was a wierd moment for you it was for me lol)

werewolflover UMMMMMMMMM...

volleyblue13 i kinda agree with dsgt5, life isn't perfect, and just because something bad happened doesn't mean that God hates you. Everything that happens in life has a reason and God loves everybody no matter what :) We are all Gods children and he loves each and every one of us with all of his heart <3

dizzydiscgirl lolwut? is this real? if it is, then get well soon!

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P.E.C podcast

posted by podcastlover123

Please listen to P.E.C podcast fanpop fans it’s a great podcast! I would rate it 5/5 stars ⭐️ because the trailer seams great but they dicho they will start posting episodes on Friday. So please listen to it. So get off your libros and get out your screens and type “P.E.C podcast” and it will change tu for life the podcast is run por Olivia and Hattie who are loads of 🤩 FUN. So please once tu have listen 🎧 to the podcast leave a comentario and say podcast like 👍🏻 o podcast dislike 👎🏻. Bye for now

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parte superior, arriba TEN SLASHER VILLAINS; worst to best..

posted by Canada24

10; JASON VOORHEES;

I know it might seem like me just being a Freddy fan, especially as Krueger is number one. But I have to be entirely honest. I always found Friday the 13th kinda overrated. It's not till the films started becoming self parody's when Jason became a zombie that they started getting fun. The rest of them are just más 80's slashers with annoying characters that we just want to see Jason kill. But that's just me. I know people enjoy these films. The fact he's on the lista at all is still a compliment. And honestly he was way más terrifying in that remake film..

9; CHUCKY;...

Ending Segregation The Undead Way - Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse Review (Gen 6)

posted by windwakerguy430

So yeah, I had another one of those breaks from playing PS2 games. I was going on a big binge trying to get some más cause of the announcement that Sony was closing down the playstation 3 store. I was really worried for a second, and was going on a mass purchase, but that came to a halt once people got on Sony’s case enough and convinced them to keep it up. So, uh, I got a bit of a backlog of PS2 games to get through on there now, even some PS1 games, but I will get to those in time. Needless to say, I was going to be reviewing Tokobot Plus, but with work and other projects in the works,...

How to turn strangers into soulmates

posted by blossomyumyum

Have tu looked at someone and just thought,
“We don’t know each other’s names. We have so much in common, so close yet so far.”

Everyone always dreams of having a song sang to them, every guy needs to have their sing sang back.
Here are some ways that tu can find your soulmate:

First, realize that amor is love. That whatever comes will come naturally.
Kiss slowly and gently, because gay only means happy.

Listen to each other’s input. Give time to mostrando interest.

Let each other sing.
Music is often your best way to express feeling and emotion.
Realize too that sometimes lyrics are the best...

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NikPiks - Freddy Got Fingered: The Point of Being Pointless

posted by windwakerguy430

Wow, what is this now? Now I know what we’re all thinking. Is this supposed to be an in-season April Fools joke? Is this like an epic prank gone wrong gone sexual? This can’t truly be, Nik. You’re not really going to tell us about the actual intelligence of this film. No…. I’m dead serious. This is a review of the film, a review that actually talks about Freddy Got Fingered… But positively. Yes. Really. So this film has been considered not just one of the worst films of the decade, not just one of the worst comedies ever, but it’s also been considered one of the worst cine of...

CAN tu DIG IT!? - The Warriors PS2 Review

posted by windwakerguy430

Finally, a full review of a licensed game here on these reviews. I already did a quick look at the Simpsons: Hit and Run game, but that was only a little mini review in a series of mini reviews. This time, we got ourselves a full licensed game. And probably one of the most obscure and best on the PS2. So The Warriors movie from 1979 is one of my favorito! cine ever. It was a short, fun thriller about a small calle gang being framed for the murder of a big crime lord and now must make it through the streets of New York back to their turf alive. It had thrills, chills, spills, and was just...

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I can suck ya dick! ^_^

added by BB2010

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NikPiks - The Odd Charm of Bad Video Game Voice actuación

posted by windwakerguy430

(All sources come from listed games and celebridades Wikipedia pages, Behind the Voice Actor pages, and imdb pages)

You know, there’s a lot they don’t tell tu about voice acting. One of those things is that voice actuación is tough. Like really tough. Oh sure, a lot of people will tell you, “You don’t even gotta mostrar your face. This isn’t real acting.”. Those are the words of a person who has never attempted to read lines naturally on a piece of paper to convey emotions through just dialogue in their life. Also an idiot. But yeah, voice actuación isn’t easy. Having to strain your voice...

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Minorities Locked in a Ball Buster Combo - God Hand Review

posted by windwakerguy430

So when it comes to buying physical copies of PS2 games, there’s always one issue that stems from it. That being the case of some games can be brutally expensive. Like I was hoping to buy a copy of Rule of Rose for the PS2 because I heard it was one of the most painful games to play with one of the best stories ever written. That was until I found out that the going price regularly is six hundred USD. So, yeah, no fucking thank you. I like to live in a house and eat food. But of course, Rule of Rose was far from the only game to do this. And with some games I wanted to buy on the PS2 like...

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Making God Even Angrier - The Bible Game Review

posted by windwakerguy430

Hey, everyone. After the mistake that was Trigger Man, and having fallen into a state of suicidal depression, also mixed with the state of the world, I decided to turn toward religion in the hopes of turning my life around. Sure, hearing about some of the stuff that goes on in the bible, like how God ruined Job’s life over a bet with the Devil…. Not sure what that was about, but I am a true Christian now. It is not my place to pregunta the work of the lord. But because I can’t go to church because… ya know… the world right now, and since actually lectura a book is a challenge for...

Some Triggers Never Die - Trigger Man Review

posted by windwakerguy430

So believe it o not, I don’t go out of my way to look for bad games. Unless there’s some weird navidad event, I never look at a PS2 game and think, “This looks like a fucking piece of shit. I wanna play that”. No, I usually want to give the games I talk about on here the benefit of the doubt and mostrar them some sort of respect. Be it something that pulls me in o something that intrigues me. Like I didn’t buy Marc Ecko’s Getting Up with the intent of hating it. I bought it because it looked like a fun game and I like the urban setting. It only happened to be a pile of trash. But...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I amor Rob's videos.. But some of them just leave me stunned o disguested.. These are some of such examples..

#11: THE KILLER langosta BOY:
A video about a disfigured man who has claws for hands and abused his family.. Bad enough, but all the comentarios being Spongebob jokes kinda angered me.. Maybe I'm too sensitive, I don't know..

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived...

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my thoughts on Helluva Boss (so far)

posted by TimberHumphrey

oh, this mostrar is a blast so far! blood, guts, mayhem, sex, lots of swearing, drugs and of course demons. and it all works perfectly! i amor watching the I.M.P shenanigans Blitzo and co. get themselves into.
but so far, Episode 2 is my favorite. never would've i thought we'd get so much character depth for Stolas of all characters. he might be a total pervert, but he sure is a good father. and his song.... wow! that brought a tear to my eye. i never thought he'd have such a beautiful voice.
also, i can't forget about Octavia. i've only known her for one episode, but she's already up there as one of my favorito! characters (along with Loona, of course). i really hope Vivzie brings her back for another episode. maybe have her and Loona on a girls' night together. that'd be great to watch!
all i can say now is: i can't wait to see what episode 3 has in store for us.

cancelar Elijah Jones!! Beautiful Insanity!!

posted by Dangerousloves

Elijah Jones "Razilee and Elijah" need fixing

Though displaced por fusion. Elijah Jones and his reciente album "Beautiful Insanity" deceives the art of true kindness and blames others for judging while feelings guilty of judgement. Elijah Jones isn't the once thoughtful artist we once knew back in 2017. He has manipulated to trick us in thinking he is kind and nice!! He sucks!! His música album and his documentaries are horrible and does not teach any valuable lesson as expressed! Why does many favor him and his followers?

Three good reasons...

Beautiful Insanity FAILS to deliver the message behind judgement.

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 doesn't...

Jessie James Decker - I'll Chase the Sky (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

tu see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, tu got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, tu got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If tu wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If tu wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is más than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what tu needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...

The Exploitation II: Ten Horror Exploitation Film Reviews

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, it’s that time of the año again. Halloween, the mes of scares, despite the fact that the año 2020 has been a fucking nightmare más than anything halloween could do. Last año I looked at five exploitation horror films. Some were good. Some were absolute trash. But I wanted to do that again. And this time, I wanted to up the ante. I wanted to take it a step further. Not with graphic content. God no. Nothing will ever make me sick like Nekromantik, I think. But in scale. Instead of five films, I decided to check out ten this year. Ones of differentiating quality. Will there be diamonds...

Kate and miles the turning

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Weirdest goosebumps Endings

posted by Canada24

#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up por the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?

#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The perros turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and fergie into perros and take over their identities, then Cooper and fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels o something like that, I don't know. Stine...

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FIVE ''GREAT” MORALS FROM GOOSEBUMPS:

posted by Canada24

#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court por the Reality Police and put on trial simply because tu dicho your reality sucked..

#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog por a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget tu ever existed..

#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....

NikPiks - The Bizarre Charm of Deadly Premonition

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY mes marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The siguiente review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed por lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can mover on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...