#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe tu can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
tu have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe tu can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
tu have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
DEMENTED POEMS
rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostrar me your tits
rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And tu amor it up the shitter
rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
rosas are shit
Violets are crap
mostrar me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And golondrina it down
rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostrar me your tits
rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And tu amor it up the shitter
rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
rosas are shit
Violets are crap
mostrar me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And golondrina it down
rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while hace and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask tu somethingand i want tu to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how tu feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want tu to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi o Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask tu somethingand i want tu to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how tu feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want tu to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi o Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.