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(Sollux’s POV)

I woke up to Mituna escritura around like a child in hell. “Mituna” I moaned shaking him. Nothing worked no matter how many times I shouted his name o how hard I shook him. I just sighed and turned on the light. He sat upright in cama breathing deeply. Sure that wakes him up. “I’th time to go to thcool” I dicho pulling off my pj shirt. “-god” I heard Mituna mutter under his breath. “What?” I asked with a raised eyebrow. “Nothing!” He dicho rather loudly. I shook my head and finished getting dressed. “Tholluxth, can I thtay inicial today?” He asked wrapped his arms around me. No, he’s not playing the cuteness game with me, I will beat him. “But if tu thtay…then I’ll be alone” I dicho with a fake sniffle. “Hey, don’t cry, you’ll have…Kar..KarKitten..Karkitty..karpu-“ KarKat” I cut him off knowing where the siguiente one was going. “Yeah that douche” He said. I nuzzled his chest, “But I won’t have you.” “Tholluxth…fine” He sighed. I smiled and went to kiss his cheek, but he accidently turned his head and our lips met. We both pulled away quickly, me trying to hide my blush. I ran out of the room. “Tholluxth? I’m thorry” I heard Mituna. I ran out the front door all the way to school. I sat on the steps outside the school. Did I actually like that one sweet moment..? No, I couldn’t, I wasn’t allowed to.

“Hey motherfucker, what are tu all up and sitting alone out here for” Gamzee dicho sitting beside me. “I..i accidently kithed Mituna” I dicho blushing again. “Bro if it were an accident, tu wouldn’t be getting’ tu motherfucking blush on that god damn much, honk” Gamzee said. “Thut up” I dicho lightly punching at his arm. “Look, there’s your catch of the día now” He dicho pointing at Mituna walking towards the school. por the time I looked back at him he was gone. “Fucker” I muttered. “Tholluxth?” I hear Mituna. I looked back at Mituna, damn he walks fast, both those assholes do. “Hey..Mituna..” I dicho trying to be casual. “I’m thorry” He dicho with a frown, using one of his canines to bite his lip. “For?” tu asked. “You know what I’m talking about!” He squealed grabbing the sides of his helmet. “Woah calm down Mituna, I was kidding, haha..thee?” I dicho trying to calm him down. “It wath one thitty joke” He dicho still losing himself. “God damn it Mituna do I need to do it again jutht to thut tu up?!” I dicho pulling his hands away from his helmet. “Sollux?!” I heard Karkat shout. Their they were, Karkat, Kankri, Kurloz, and Gamzee, all staring at me and my older brother.

“I’m going to kill tu Makara..” I muttered under my breath, “And then im going to kill tu Mituna.” “What did I do grumpy?” He asked. Karkat was gone, Gamzee snickering at something. “I want to go with Kurlozth” Mituna dicho quietly. Kankri and Kurloz were still staring at us with wide eyes. “I’m so going to kill him” I dicho quietly so Mituna didn’t hear. “You can’t go with Kurlozth” I dicho to Mituna. “Why not?” Mituna asked sadly. “Gamzee told them, all of them, what happened between us as if it were on purpose” I said. “He did?!” Mituna asked rather loudly. “Yes Mituna, He did” I said. “Then…what are we going to do?” He asked looking back at Kurloz. “Go home..” I sighed walking off. Mituna didn’t follow. He looked between me and our friends, after a minuto of thought, he walked towards me after shaking his head.

(Gamzee’s POV)

I will admit I do feel kind of bad for telling the motherfuckers what happened, Solbro had it coming, fucker knew I wasn’t good at keeping secrets, ‘specially none that good. I was on my fuckin’ tiptoes in excitement to tell everyone. “Yo, bro” I dicho shutting Kurloz’s locker in front of him. “What now Gamzee?” He signed. It took me a second, but I soon figured out what he said.”Sol al up and dicho he kissed Mituna” I said. He stared at me with dead eyes, if it could his jaw would’ve been on the damn floor. The moment he ran away with Mituna, my corazón dropped on the floor. “I didn’t mean to scare a motherfucker off” I dicho furrowing my eyebrows. Kurloz shook his head and walked into the building. “Sorry, bitchtits” I dicho watching Sollux running off, Mituna behind him. I walked in the school and saw Tavros at his locker. “Hey best bro” I smiled wrapping my arms around his neck. “Hey uh..Gamzee..uh..how are you?” He asked with a smile tripping over his words. “I’m..good..just feel a little guilty bro..y’know?” I said. “No Gamzee, I don’t know” He dicho turning around to face me. “I kind of told on Sollux” I dicho rubbing the back of my head. “Was it..uh..serious?” He asked. “A lil” I replied. “Gamzee..you uh..could’ve really hurt him!” Tavros spoke loudly. “Well fucker knows I’m not good at keeping secrets!” I dicho defending myself. “Yes Gamzee..everyone uh..knows that I um..guess” Tavros said, his voice today, it sounded less confident. “Is somethin’ wrong?” I asked resting my head in the nape of Tavros’s neck.

“You’re..uh..failing your class” He said. “Which? I’m failing in a lot of wicked shit, my wicked bro” I dicho nipping at his skin. “History Gamzee, you’re um.. failing horribly at it” He managed. “I know that brother, I just ain’t up and ready for that teacher bro, ‘Mr. Makara, what is blah blah blah’ ‘Mr. Makara, please calm down your language’ ‘Mr. Makra please put some clothes on’” I dicho impersonating my teacher. “Wait what was the last one?” Tavros asked looking at me quickly. “Look I was drunk and showed up to school naked, it’s all good my wicked best bro” I dicho slinging my arm around his shoulders. “Gamzee..” He whined, “You can’t just do that!” “Look bro…I’m sorry I didn’t mean to freak the fuck out my matesprite” I apologized. “Oh hola um…Karkat” Tavros smiled. “Shut up” Karkat dicho rather sadly walking away. “Don’t worry, perra is kidding, I’ll so see what’s wrong with him” I dicho half walking, half running to catch up with my moirail. “Dude,” I dicho placing a hand on his shoulder, “what all up in your shit?” I asked. “Nothing at all Gamzee! It’s not like I found out my matesprite is in amor with his brother o anything. I’m just perfectly fine! Look at me woohoo just fine!” He dicho irritated. “Bro look, don’t go flippin’ your shit, it’ll be fine bro” I dicho with a grin.

The sound of skin on skin contact echoed through the halls, Karkat’s eyes were wide with fear, anger, and pain, his teeth clenched shut. My face stung like hell, the little one hit me and it hurt that bad? “Go to hell Gamzee Makara, go to hell!” He shouted the last part. “That’s where I plan on going” I glared at him. por this point, dulces red tears fell from his eyes. He turned and ran the other way, dropping his things. “That wasn’t a good thing to do” A voice sounded in my head. I looked over to see Kurloz, his arms crossed, shaking his head. “He deserved it” I spat out. The pie, it must’ve worn off. There’s two más people i can’t stand to look at, my moirail, and my brother. por the time school ended, i made más enemies. I was two different people, on the inside my normal self, on the outside? I didn’t want to know what was on the outside of this prison. I had gone to the bathroom, to clear my head, I was feeling bad, why the fuck would i feel bad for pounding on low bloods? I looked into the mirror. I could see sane (to an extent) me, and sane me could see the insane me. Both different worlds, somehow only one person. “Oh how I amor this feeling” I coul feel myself, “Oh how I hate this feeling.”

(Rose’s POV)

She kissed the tip of my nose lightly. “I’m sure they’ll find him” Kanaya dicho running her thumb over my knuckles. “Of course they will, but it is still slightly discouraging that he’s out there alone and they told us to stay here” I huffed leaning my head on her shoulder. With her I never felt anything bad, I felt comfortable, loved. “Well what if he comes back, and no one is here to greet him? o we don’t know he is here and we keep searching?” He said. I hated when she was right, but I also loved when she was right, because when I’m not, I’m glad she is. “I know, that is a possibility.” I smiled. She smiled back, with loving eyes. A knock soon struck the door.

“John?” I asked. He was wet, covered in mud, and shaking. “Hello Rose” He sniffled from the coldness he’d been enduring. I grabbed his hand and pulled him inside. “Oh John, it’s good to see you’re okay” Kanaya smiled. “Thank you” He dicho looking at her, a smile spread on his face. “Go upstairs and take a warm shower, I’ll tell the others you’re here” I said. “Okay” He dicho walking up the stairs. “Shall we tell Jade first?” Kanaya asked. “Yes, we should” I dicho grabbing my phone.

Ring.

Ring.

“Hello?”

“Jade, John is here”

“He is?!”

“Yes, he is”

“We’re coming”

“We’re?”

“Yes we’re Dave is with me”

“Oh, very well then, come inicial quick, and be careful”

I hung up. “It’s a good feeling” Kanaya dicho wrapping her arms around my waist pulling me close. “What is?” I asked resting my head on her shoulder. “Knowing he is home, and okay” She hummed into my ear. “Yeah, it is to be honest” I dicho dragging my fingers through some loose locks of her hair. “Shall I make some té for him?” Kanaya asked. “I don’t know if he likes tea” I said, my voice full of curiosity. “Well he hasn’t had my té yet” Kanaya smiled and walked off to the kitchen. John walked through the hall and into the bathroom. “I wonder what got into that boy..” I thought out loud walking into the cocina with Kanaya. “You’ll have to ask him” She dicho not taking her eyes off the substance she had in front of her. “Oh, I didn’t mean to say the out loud” I dicho a small blush creeping onto my cheeks. “Don’t worry, if tu don’t want anyone to know I’ll keep it between us, I’m not like Gamzee” She dicho looking over to me and smiled.

(KarKat’s POV)

I sat in front of my locker, looking own at my phone furiously. The theme song for Sollux, sweet little bumblebee, was playing, It was annoying now, now that Sollux has crushed every being of me. I sighed lightly and picked up. “Hello?” I asked trying to hide the sadness in my voice. “KK, I’m thorry, what tu were told wath true, but tu haven’t heard the whole thtory” He said. “And I don’t fucking want to know” I dicho gripping my phone tightly. “KK pleathe…lithten to m, I amor tu if I’m not with tu I’m thinking about you, tho pleathe hear me out..” He trailed off. I was silent. “KK?” He asked. “I don’t wanna hear it” I dicho gripping my phone tighter, tight enough it should’ve broken. “Then I’m thorry, I’m thorry I thtill amor you, I’m thorry tu lotht trutht in me, ‘I’m thorry that I can’t make it up…’I’m thorry..i’m thorry…” He said. “Stop with the sorry tu not Mituna!” I shouted. “I’m thorry, Karkat” He dicho hanging up. He dicho Karkat…not KK. “Fuuuck! Fuck fuck fuck!” I yelled slamming my fist into my locker.

That día I walked home, alone. When I passed the Captor’s hive Mituna was on the front step, playing with the wheel of his skateboard. “Lucky bastard” I muttered starting to walk again. “Thank you!” I heard Mituna shout. I saw sollux walk out, his laptop in hand, sitting por his brother. I felt of twinge of pain in my heart. Why did I have to live just a block down from him? I could hear it ‘Karkat..’ him saying my name..just felt perfect. I sat on the concrete leading to my house and grabbed my phone.

‘I’m ready’. I sent a text.

About a minuto later.

‘Ready for what? I thought tu hated me’

I replied

‘I don’t hate you, and I’m ready for the story. The full story’

Another few minutos passed.

‘I’ll come over and tell you’

“Why didn’t tu just tell me that?” I asked sitting in Sollux’s lap. “You wouldn’t let me until now!” He replied. I leaned my head back on his shoulder, besar just under his chin. “But tu still amor me” I smiled. “Of course I do” I dicho craning his neck besar my upper lip nipping at it with his teeth. “Sollux..” I let out a moan. He smiled and wrapped his arms around me. “I amor tu KK” He smiled. “I amor tu to Sollux” I dicho in reply.
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Source: google
posted by robobot14
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate

2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a

3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom

4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too agrio, agria
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty

My uva stepped on a mesa, tabla lamp because it was too unorganized!
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Don't let them catch you.
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cruzar, cruz the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Q: Why did the redneck cruzar, cruz the road?

A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Q: Why did the one-handed man cruzar, cruz the road?

A: To get to the segundo hand shop.

Q: Why did the turkey cruzar, cruz the road?

A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the fat turkey cruzar, cruz the road?

A: To get hit por my car.

Q: Why did the woman cruzar, cruz the road?

A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
posted by JoannaVonDoom
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for tu tu twit she was only after your money and could have dado a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by BlackSunshine
lol I found this on the internet.

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If tu yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, tu would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)



2. If tu fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's más like it)



3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my siguiente life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)



4. Banging your head against a muro uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)



5. Humans...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ok let me tell tu 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy


1)Put your arm around a person tu don't know

2)Then twirl another misceláneo persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a misceláneo persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool canto the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and mostrar them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a misceláneo person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
posted by Mallory101
1. If tu are right handed, tu will tend to chew your comida on your right side. If tu are left handed, tu will tend to chew your comida on your left side.

2. If tu stop getting thirsty, tu need to drink más water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep tu from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz Lema is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best o nothing”.


6. The titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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posted by 789703011
1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
home

3. What's your middle name?
anne

4. Your current relationship status?
Single just got dumped

5. Honestly, does your crush like tu back?
yes

6. What is your current mood?
hunger

7. What's the color of your underwear?
blue...

8. What is one thing that makes tu happy?
pizza

9.Who was the last person tu cuddled with?
it was probably my kitty!

10. If tu could go back in time, and change
the idea of tackin this examen

11. If tu MUST be an animal for ONE day-
I'd be a cat because they can just lay around all day...
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posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady....
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1
LADY GAGA

2
TAYLOR SWIFT

3
EMINEM

4
LADY ANTEBELLUM

5
KE$HA

6
USHER

7
THE BLACK EYED PEAS

8
JUSTIN BIEBER

9
RIHANNA

10
DRAKE

11
KATY PERRY

12
SUSAN BOYLE


13
JASON DERULO

14
B.O.B

15
TAIO CRUZ


16
TRAIN

17
LUDACRIS

18
TREY SONGZ
    

19
MICHAEL BUBLE

20
LIL WAYNE

21
ALICIA KEYS

22
BRUNO MARS


23
CARRIE UNDERWOOD

24
MILEY CYRUS


25
ZAC BROWN BAND

26
JAY-Z


27
ADAM LAMBERT

28
MICHAEL JACKSON

29
YOUNG MONEY

30
ANDREA BOCELLI

31
IYAZ

32
OWL CITY

33
JOHN MAYER

34
MIKE POSNER

35
NICKI MINAJ

36

JASON ALDEAN

37
GLEE CAST

38
JAY SEAN

39
SELENA GOMEZ

40
MIRANDA LAMBERT

41
THE SCRIPT

42
TIMBALAND

43
ONEREPUBLIC

44
SNOOP DOGG

45
DAVID GUETTA

46
SADE

47
SUGARLAND

48
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS...
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Hey, I got bored and was flipping through some papers, and I saw where I started to write this song. So I edited what was there and tried to fix it up some and added the rest. It was just for fun. Hope tu like it.



Need You


INTRO:
(Hey hola Hey)
Hear what I say
I need tu I want you
(Come closer)

And, and
Oh I know, oh
Theres, theres más to life.
Than waiting, for tu to realize.
(What tu need, its right in front of your eyes)
But really, its all I wanna do.
Just be with you, be with you

&& I sit here
With my head hung low
And the phone in my lap.
I sit here
Wait for tu to call back
(But tu never...
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