misceláneo Article: ways to start your día off right.

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posted by nidoqueen

1)read something over and over that tu thing that think is funny that tu o someone publicado on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before tu go to school, work, cherch o when your at inicial i just got pardo, dun lectura a 100 times over what i publicado on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your día off right

deathding, I-Luv-L and 2 others like this

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2 misceláneo jokes

posted by sakurahanazono

1.) write down "Alpha kenny body" on a piece of paper and get someone to read it pretending tu have no clue how to read it. (It sounds like they're saying I'll f*** anybody)

2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!

This only works on people if tu get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first o else they might figure it out.

I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended o if tu get into trouble for doing these!

- good luck :3
sakurahanazono

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misceláneo JOKE TIME.

posted by 90sfan

Doctor:Sir,I have bad news and worse news.Patient:What's the bad news?Doctor:You only have 24 hours to live.Patient:Well what could be WORSE than that?!Doctor:I've been trying to call tu since yesterday!

Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom dicho tu couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never dicho I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there tu are!

Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY o NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for tu FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?

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The diary of my life (part 1) By: -Yusha-

posted by -Yusha-

Wednesday 18 February 1996

My dad just got a call from his ex-wife, my mom, telling him that she's going to the hospital because she's going to give birth to a new baby born, a girl called: Me. Its kind of hard to come to this world without knowing how hard and difficult life could be, knowing as well that I'm not going to live like any normal child living with a real mom and dad. Here comes me, token in the hands of a women that should be my mom but, everything changed in a while .. My mom decided that she doesn't want me, she gave me to my dad and he gave me to his mom, my grandma .. Moving...

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My lista of Good Shows

posted by xoPixie-Popxo

Feel free to add some suggestions o reasons! I may include them on here. :)

From Cartoonnetwork:

Regular Show:
-The animación is actually decent.
-Funny
-Some characters are actually smart and use common sense

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
-It has a very weird (but cute) looking setting.
-Funny
-A very fun and adventurous little cartoon (Hence the title, ADVENTURE Time.)

What I have to say to Cartoonnetwork: You're doing a rather decent job. Now let's get más caricaturas like these.

From Nickelodeon:

Victorious (but slowly getting worse, like iCarly :/)
-Interesting and original characters
-Fun story...

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Hell Explained por a Chemistry Student

posted by 214

THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual pregunta dado on a universidad of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer por one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) o endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) o some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...

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Fix Me.

posted by LUV_4_BIEBER

I find your smile increíble
Passion unsustainable
My corazón beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my corazón is división, split in two
Every thought I ever had about tu are buzzing in my head
I pray one día i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
besar your lips
I hope one día tu dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart

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articulo I Wrote About Being Hated

posted by AnimeFan66

In my opnion when it comes to friendship it means that tu and the people tu care about stick together for periods of time until tu get to know one another.

However, not a lot of people are like this. In my case, I may have over a dozen fans but a percentage of them even talk to me nor do they know who I am and what I meant to be on here for. Don't get me wrong a few of the fans I have are very nice to me. Whenver I talk to them I always feel welcomed, safe, secured, and better. But when I am being treated unfairly o being abused o played around it makes me angry, sad, depressed, and unhappy....

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it's very compilcated

posted by bubbletl

This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch mesa, tabla that I picked up from the postman earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the basura mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the mesa, tabla and take out the recycling first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when I take out the recycling...

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Just READ THIS!

posted by amdow98

Yes yes. The título makes this seem urgent. Well I'm here to tell tu about my life. Yea I'm growing up in a small town (well 2) and I'm pretty friendly. I had a bully in prschool. Yes a bully who thought she was the boss of everyone. Well I go to a Catholic School in my hometown. I amor it there. I have so many friends. And they like me for who I am. I currently do dance. My parents are divorced. I have 4 cats. I had a guinea pig, but she died. Thank tu for your time :) God Bless Y'all <3333333

Things to annoy your sis:
Say something over and over again
Nugde her repetatively
Play Taylor rápido, swift música if she doesn't really like her(My sis isn't such a fan)
Do everything she does

That's pretty much it.
<3amdow98

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Bloodthirsty - INFO.

posted by LostieKilljoy

Heyyyy Lostie here XD

I'm here to write information about this story I'm writing. I know most of tu are bored about hearing about vampires, but trust me, Bloodthirsty is different.

Bloodthirsty is a story about a young girl whose parents get killed por the "Wretchens" (Wretchens are demons). A vampire called Kieran comes to her rescue as soon as the Wretchens turn on her. The girl discovers that her parents are part of a once powerful clan called the Psys, people who are in touch with their psychic powers on a powerful level.

Kieran is dado the job to protect the girl from Wretchens attacking...

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About Me!!!! Please comentario

posted by selenagomezfan7

Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My favorito! Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My favorito! Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez pato, drake Bell!☆ ..... My favorito! Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby pato, drake campana Our amor My Lema I amor Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My bandeja de entrada Thanks Ooh Please Comment

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boys

posted by CUTEDXC

tips to get boys :)

1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one

2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry

3.be honest

4.right down the día u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care

5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)

6.spend time with him

tu can trust me on this :)

7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3

good luck tu SAW NOTHING

NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake

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Do tu think I'm a good writer?

posted by MegaNerd

This piece takes place on a playa in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits siguiente to me on the crooked árbol that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still mostrar in her eyes and the grime...

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In response to sapherequeen's question- twilight enlaces in the misceláneo spot

posted by jedigal1990

okay i decided to do this to prove to all tu twilight enamorados who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's pregunta asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So tu know i didn't include anything about the war between those who amor and those who hate twilight o anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the pregunta i am responding to

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Definitely misceláneo :)

posted by sapherequeen

KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)

Okay, so lately I've been bored and I'm a little upset because someone took me off their fanlist (I know, I have no reason to be upset considering how many fans I have, but I'm just too sensitive to not mind). So, to distract myself, I'm going to see if I can come up with over 20 rock bands/singers that I love, and name the parte superior, arriba 5 songs I amor from each band :)

I'm not going to lie, this will probably be endlessly boring...but I didn't no where else to write this, and this is the misceláneo club....

Well, I'm gonna start.

1. KoRn
(Songs: Hushabye, Twisted Transistor, Politics, No Way, Haze)
2. Evanescence...

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wow there are some really great people on here

posted by jedigal1990

hello fanpopers i'm writting this articulo to talk about one of the best things i like about fanpop. I amor all the amazing people here the ones who are so kind and caring i couldn't believe in my status i wrote i was kinda down and within two minutos over 5 people asked me if i was okay and helped me feel better. This is not the first time it happened either.
I amor being on a site where tu can have a group of friends that tu live far away from and have never actually meet and yet trust them and feel like they are your true friends. and have the feeling that they actually care for tu its...

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Druckies Part 2

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Sooo i continued my Druckies skik soooo here it is. Enjoy. and thx for the awesome coments on the last 1
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Z:Hi Awesome!!

Awesome: hola watz up??

Z: Pie

Awesome: what about pie??

Z: I LIKE IT!!

Awesome: doesn't everybody??

Z: Your soo giggly

Awesome: What?

Z: OMG! theres a paper frilly under ur butt! (pokes at frilly)

Awesome: Theres a frilley under ur butt so u poke it??

Z: um? False? is this a trick question??

Awesome: Your a trick question

Z: and it took u that long 2 figure it out??

Awesome: ......

Z: Lets play uno

Awesome: sorry i dont speak spanish

Z: Pity...

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Dating vs Marriage

posted by musicfanaticXD

When tu are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When tu are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When tu are dating..... He takes tu out to have a good time.
When tu are married ....He brings inicial a 6 pack, and says "What are tu going to drink?"

When tu are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When tu are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When tu are dating..... A Single cama for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When tu are married ....A King size cama feels like an army cot.

When tu are dating..... tu are turned on at the sight of him naked....

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101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of naranja traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your cena with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in misceláneo spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone tu meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...