Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did tu get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A pingüino, pingüino de rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat, when she sees an elefante she puts her wedding ring on.
Chuck Norris has got golden yellow pee. He likes clean bananas.
Get it? His banana, it's clean? A plátano is yellow?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says:"OK, now what?"
A pato walksinto a bar, goes up to the barman, and asks him, "Can I have a piece of bread?"
The Barman replies, "No, we don't serve comida here."
A little later the pato goes back to the barman and asks,"Can I have a piece of bread?"
The Barman replies, "I've already told you, no we don't serve comida here."
A little later after that, the pato goes up to the barman AGAIN and asks, "Can I have a piece of bread>"
The Barman has had enough, "I'll tell tu for the last time,No, wo don't have any bread, we don't serve any comida here. Now if tu come back and ask me for breadone last time,I'll nail both of your feet to the floor!"
The pato goes away and returns a short time later and asks, "Do tu have any nails?"
The Barman says, "No, we don't have any nails."
"Well", respuestas the duck. "How about a piece of pan de molde, pan then?"!!!
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did tu get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A pingüino, pingüino de rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat, when she sees an elefante she puts her wedding ring on.
Chuck Norris has got golden yellow pee. He likes clean bananas.
Get it? His banana, it's clean? A plátano is yellow?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says:"OK, now what?"
A pato walksinto a bar, goes up to the barman, and asks him, "Can I have a piece of bread?"
The Barman replies, "No, we don't serve comida here."
A little later the pato goes back to the barman and asks,"Can I have a piece of bread?"
The Barman replies, "I've already told you, no we don't serve comida here."
A little later after that, the pato goes up to the barman AGAIN and asks, "Can I have a piece of bread>"
The Barman has had enough, "I'll tell tu for the last time,No, wo don't have any bread, we don't serve any comida here. Now if tu come back and ask me for breadone last time,I'll nail both of your feet to the floor!"
The pato goes away and returns a short time later and asks, "Do tu have any nails?"
The Barman says, "No, we don't have any nails."
"Well", respuestas the duck. "How about a piece of pan de molde, pan then?"!!!
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? tu know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let tu go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are tu enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling tu how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? tu know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let tu go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are tu enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling tu how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End