Why Did the Chicken cruzar, cruz the Road?
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road o not. The chicken is either with us o it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not cruzar, cruz the road with THAT chicken. What do tu mean por chicken? Could tu define chicken, please?
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road o the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cruzar, cruz roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cruzar, cruz roads without having their motives called into question.
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Plato: For the greater good.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cruzar, cruz the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If tu ask this question, tu deny your own chicken-nature.
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road o not. The chicken is either with us o it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not cruzar, cruz the road with THAT chicken. What do tu mean por chicken? Could tu define chicken, please?
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road o the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cruzar, cruz roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cruzar, cruz roads without having their motives called into question.
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Plato: For the greater good.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cruzar, cruz the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If tu ask this question, tu deny your own chicken-nature.