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1. When tu were young, were tu involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement o against Vietnam? Why o why not?

2. What tells tu when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your favorito! car when tu were young?

4. How often do tu go over the speed limit?

5. Were tu considered popular in middle school o high school? Why o why not?

6. Did tu have big fights with your mom when tu were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did tu have big fights with your dad when tu were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

8. Did tu ever get arrested for anything? If not, did tu ever do anything tu should have gotten in trouble for if anyone had found out?

9. What was your most important relationship in high school and why did it end?

10. If tu could do any job in the world, besides the one tu are doing now, what would it be?

11. What kinds of things get tu angriest? Why?

12. When, if ever, do tu think it's okay to tell a lie?

13. How old do tu think tu look? Why?

14. When did tu have your first kiss? Who did tu have it with? Did tu like it?

15. How did tu and Mom/Dad meet?

16. How old are tu in your dreams? What are tu doing?

17. What was your favorito! pet when tu were a kid?

18. Why did your parents give tu your name?

19. What is your favorito! joke? Why?

20. What was the best thing I ever gave you?

21. Who was your best friend in high school and what was the best thing about this person?

22. If tu could afford any car in the world, what would it be?

23. Do tu think tu have any prejudices? What would they be?

24. If a friend of yours told tu that he o she did something dishonest, would tu reportar him o her to the police? Why o why not?

25. How important do tu think it is to look really good?




26. What kinds of scenes in cine make tu cry?

27. Is there any experience that tu have not had that tu regret not having?

28. What qualities do tu most respect in a woman? In a man?

29. Do tu think we should know details of political people's private lives, like the President of the United States?

30. Is it okay for someone who is twenty-two to marry someone who is forty o fifty? Why o why not?

31. How would people who knew tu in middle school describe tu then?

32. How would people who knew tu in high school describe you?

33. How would tu describe Dad/Mom the first time tu saw him/her?

34. If there were a war against the United States, how would tu feel about volunteering for duty?

35. What makes a good friend?

36. How do tu tell when someone is lying?

37. What do tu think is your worst bad habit?

38. Have tu ever done something brave? If so, did tu regret it?

39. What's the worst dream tu can remember?

40. How many times have tu been in love?

41. How much money does a person need to have a good life?

42. Did tu ever wish tu didn't have children? If so, what made tu think that?

43. If tu could do only one of the following, which do tu think is the best use of money: being able to take family vacations, having a really nice home, o being able to send your children to a great college? Why?

44. Would tu rather be famous, o make a lot of money? Why?

45. When tu are really old, would tu want to live with me, in a community for elderly people, o in your own place? Tell me why.

46. What is your opinion of nude scenes in movies?

47. Have tu ever been hit? If so, tell me what happened.

48. What is the worst thing that your parents ever dicho to you?

49. Did tu want a marriage like the one your parents had? Why o why not?

50. What makes tu lose your temper with me?



51. What age group of kids do tu think tu are best with: babies, middle-school, o high school?

52. Over your lifetime there have been a lot of different kinds of music. What is your all-time favorite? Why?

53. What have tu dicho to me that tu wish tu hadn't?

54. Did kids ever make fun of tu for any reason? What do tu remember best?

55. When tu were younger, did tu ever drink too much and get sick? If so, how did that happen?

56. Would tu get upset if I wanted to live in another country when I was grown up? Why o why not?

57. There are two kinds of weddings: big fancy ones and small private ones. Which do tu like?

58. Did tu ever run away from home? If tu did, why did tu do it? If tu didn't, did tu ever think about it? Do tu remember what the issue was?

59. What are your all-time favorito! movies? Why?

60. What kinds of things make tu sad?

61. If tu could be any female sports star, who would tu be?

62. Do tu believe men and women ought to be equal partners, o should the man be in charge? Why? Did tu and Mom/Dad talk about this before marriage?

63. Did tu ever get jealous of someone?

64. Do tu think people are born intelligent, o can they be made intelligent?

65. Would tu admit to me if tu were afraid of something?

66. Do tu think there should be a death penalty for murder, o should the worst possible punishment be life in prison? Tell me why tu have this opinion.

67. Do tu think it is ok for a man to be the person who stays inicial with the kids instead of the woman? Why o why not?

68. Why do women shave their armpits and men don't?

69. If tu won the lottery, what would tu do with the money?

70. What makes tu like one of my friends? What would make tu dislike one of my friends?

71. Have tu ever thought of adopting a child? Why o why not?

72. What did tu get in trouble for when tu were a kid?

73. Did tu ever have a teacher who picked on you?

74. What was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

75. Is my personality the same now as it was when I was younger? Tell me how I am the same o different.



76. Why is it such a big deal for rooms to be clean?

77. Why do tu care if I fight with my brothers o sisters o wrestle with my friends?

78. How often do tu think tu scream at me? Why do tu think people scream?

79. How would tu feel if I changed my first name? Last name?

80. What really gives tu the creeps?

81. Did tu like middle school? High school? Why o why not?

82. In what ways do tu think tu are similar to me?

83. In what ways do tu think tu are different from me?

84. What was your biggest disappointment when tu were a kid?

85. What is the thing tu wanted most that tu haven't gotten?

86. If tu could look like any movie star, who would it be? Why?

87. Who was the best teacher tu ever had? And the worst? Why?

88. What toy did tu want when tu were a kid that tu never got?

89. What were the three happiest moments in your life so far?

90. What things do we have now that tu didn't have when tu were growing up?

91. What hinds of things did your mom and dad do with tu that tu have tried to do differently with us?

92. Did tu have a nickname in middle school o high school? If so, what was it and how did tu get it?

93. When tu were a kid, did tu have a favorito! hiding place? If tu did, wh+B44ere was it and what did tu do there?

94. When tu were a kid, did tu ever belong to a club? If tu did, how many people became a member and what did tu do together?

95. What special kinds of comida did your mother give tu when tu we+B18re sick? Why did she give tu those foods?

96. Why do some people think it's important for husbands and wives to have the same religion?

97. What makes a TV program good, o bad, for kids?

98. When tu were young, did tu collect anything? If tu did, what was it and why did tu get into that?

99. When tu were in high school, what did tu want to be when tu grew up? What about in college? How did tu come up with those ideas?

100. Who was más strict when tu were growing up, your mother o father? How did tu feel about that?
1. Always have kindness with you. If tu have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your friends have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who tu are o what they think tu are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights o bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're friends are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This flor should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...
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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE tu ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!


tu can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
--------------------------------------------------
dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
posted by BeautysOverated
 :)
:)
1.    Run to the parte superior, arriba of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a camello in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...
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posted by cute20k
Do tu have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause tu to spit and ask tu not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. tu fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. tu blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All día long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I...
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posted by invadercalliope
These frases are frases with differnt meanings of hurón, ferret o just the animal.
“If a hurón, ferret bites tu it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the vistas are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, tu can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to hurón, ferret it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and hurón, ferret it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow tu own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and mostrar him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got inicial to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool...
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posted by invadercalliope
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If tu feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
move move
Can tu feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
You never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me amor you
everyday
So long tu let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Why not smile? tu can always find a reason to smile, believe it o not. tu can say that your life is the worst, tu can find a hundred reasons to prove that your life sucks, but I bet tu anything, that if tu let yourself search, tu can find a thousand reasons to smile. Whether it's a person, a memory, a possession, tu can always find something worth living for.

So many people spend their lives hating, complaining, moaning, but really, what's the point? Of course, everyone has off days, everyone gets angry, upset, annoyed, but tu don't need to spend your whole life living like that. Everyone...
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(I EDITED THIS A LITTLE SO I COULD ADRESS SOME OTHER STEREOTYPES THAT I THINK ARE WRONG and EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!!!)

In the world of stereotypes...


I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN amor WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I amor you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

















READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i amor bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way tu are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl tu need to shave

and when tu smile, the whole world ducks and...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her inicial because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their preguntas with questions

Ask if tu they can put comida color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a comentario about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free fecha with one of the staff if tu make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys o emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and tu don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do tu use these emotions o others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) kiss
-See más emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. o be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat comida that can make tu sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda o crush
4) gety near load stuff o equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late hora
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms calle orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make tu hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what tu did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
parte superior, arriba 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time tu wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say tu don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite o scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with friends that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a cuchillo of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, tu don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a bajo Pro comprar o anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift comprar and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a lista of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If tu enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. tu must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was navidad Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute barco hanging on the navidad árbol and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of ron into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at navidad time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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