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Tell me your best "Yo Mama joke".

I know that this is childish but im bored 😫. Does anyone know a good one?

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We're all bored.
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TheLefteris24 said:
To be honest, I'm not really a fan of these types of Jokes. I rarely find good ones that will actually make me laugh. There are two Pokemon related ones that have managed to crack me up.

Yo Mama's so fat, when she gets in the pool her Splash attacks actually do damage.

Yo Mama's so fat, she fell asleep and blocked Route 12 !!!!


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 To be honest, I'm not really a fan of these types of Jokes. I rarely find good ones that will actually make me laugh. There are two Pokemon related ones that have managed to crack me up. Yo Mama's so fat, when she gets in the pool her Splash attacks actually do damage. Yo Mama's so fat, she fell asleep and blocked Route 12 !!!!
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Ive heard the first one a thousand times. The segundo made me laugh XD
kingcesar67 posted hace más de un año
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Well, yeah, both are pretty famous actually. Very few of these jokes can make me laugh. I just amor how cleverly accurate these two are XD !!!!
TheLefteris24 posted hace más de un año
DisneyPrince88 said:
I've got too many:

Yo Mama's so fat...when she was walking down the block she got arrest for carrying 10 pounds of crack!
Yo Mama's so poor...she eats cereal with a fork to save milk!
Yo Mama's so ugly One Direction went the other Direction!
Yo Mama's so stupid...she waited till Winter to get a bowl of chilli !
Yo Mama's so old...when I told her to act her age,she died!
Yo Mama's so ugly...she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo Mama's so short...she glides on a Dorito!
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Ive heard all of those except 2 and 4
kingcesar67 posted hace más de un año
CokeTheUmbreon said:
I have many. I used to use these on a regular back in middle school.

Yo mama so stupid she brought a bible to Church's Chicken.
Yo mama so hairy AND ugly, she inspired Wiwek to coin the term "jungleterror."

Yo mama so old she lives longer than Ninetales.

Yo mama so fat she evolves from Celesteela.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so stupid she gave birth to you.

Yo mama breath so hot its hotter than Azula's fire

Yo mama so fat she couldn't even fit in a Heavy Ball.

Yo mama so fat when she sat on Snorlax, it dicho "GET OFF ME, BITCH!"


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Those are good man!!!!
kingcesar67 posted hace más de un año
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Thanks.
CokeTheUmbreon posted hace más de un año
8theGreat said:
I don't have to make a "yo mama" joke. Your mom's existence is already a joke.
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hatelarxene said:
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Emmy Rossum for vocal lessons.

Yo mama so savage, she asked Gerard Butler if Russell Crowe could give him vocal lessons.
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saz19126 said:
Yo mama so fat that when God dicho 'Let there be light!', he asked her to move
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lol
DisneyPrince88 posted hace más de un año
MorG14 said:
Yo Mama's So Hilarious When She Sees Me Listening to Hip Hop/Rap Music
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What does she do when she sees tu listening to rap?
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KataraLover said:
Your mama so ugly, people go as her for Halloween
Your mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
Your mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone
Your mama so ugly, she makes unions cry
Your mama so stupid, she took a ruler to cama to see how long she slept
Your mama so ugly, when she tried to be a stripper, people gave her money to keep her clothes on
Your mama so stupid, she couldn't recognize her own reflection when she got new glasses and thought it was someone who broke into her house
Your mama so loose, she's been under más men than all the toilets in the world have
Your mama so stupid, she thinks STD means "Save the Dogs"
Your mama so old and ugly, she's considered living proof that dinosaurios once roamed the earth
Your mama so stupid, tu can hear crickets in her head
Your mama so old, there were so many candles on her last birthday cake that the house burned down
Your mama so stupid, when she took a pregnancy test, she thought if it was blue it meant she was having a boy
Your mama so clumsy, the blind without a cane o a service dog have a better sense of direction than her
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The sixth one really cracked me up XD
kingcesar67 posted hace más de un año
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That one is my personal favorito! too lol
KataraLover posted hace más de un año
Nick3600 said:
yo mama so stupid she decided to keep you

yo mama so obese her bmi is greater than 30

yo mama so blind she can't see why kids amor the great taste of cinnamon brindis, pan tostado crunch
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ToriKelly5 said:
My joke is:

Am watching tu tube . Me - what is This?

" I pray to shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have.
Cause shrek is amor , shrek is Life-"
Blank face

No , no,No! shrek is NOT love, shrek is Not life !

That is a real Video! Type: shrek is love, shrek is Life

( sorry, but I don't know what a yo mama joke is)
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