What consejos would tu give me if tu were my mother o father and tu saw this pic?

Poor donkey ;( get off ?_?you're too big for him.

DONT LOOK AT THAT PIC!!!

I'd tell tu never to go near donkeys again. He looks so sad!

Sorry, animal lover!

Don't wear clothes that are too small for you. It makes tu look fatter than tu actually are and gives tu a mollete, muffin top.

Do whatever the fuck tu want just don't post it anywhere important

I wouldn't care, tu look fine lol