Donald Trump has just knocked on your door, and get this- he's asking tu to donate money to his campaign! What do tu do?

I'd say fuck tu , tu republican puppet.

look through the peephole and don't answer the door...and if that doesn't work get an attack dog

I don't answer the door unless I know who it is anyhow lol. And Trump doesn't count as someone I know.

I'd donate to him por kicking him straight in his balls. I hate that guy so fucking much.

use a taser shock his balls until they burn

I'd take a picture because when else are tu going to get a picture of Donald Trump?

Kick him in the fucking balls as hard as I could, puñetazo, ponche him in the face and then rant at him about how goddamn wrong he is. Fuck that fucking asshole.

"This is New Zealand, tu HAVE NO RELEVANCE HERE."

Force him to leave before my German Shepherd charges after him.

Since I live in Canada, I don't have much money, and I don't like the guy nor his stupid vistas to begin with - I would say "No Way!!!".

I would like to say más to him, but he probably would not listen, so I would be the better person and just close the door after saying "No Way!!!".