What would tu do if ......

ask how drunk I was

I'd just stare and ask "w-what are tu doing?! Who are you?!"

Me: Could tu please move?
You: ..... *moves out of the way*
Me: Thanks *sits Down on my cama and starts drawing
You: W-what....
Me: *Waves my hand at you* tu can leave now

Probably scream, haha, sorry but I would probably be really scared that there is a person in my bed.

Probably start yelling at tu about how tu are getting your germs all over my bed. (Germaphobe)