What is your wrost "WTF??" momments?

>Biking
>Nigga
>Bike stolen
>Walk home

A few days hace my bbff and I (jnrm) went to a school park (like we always do) and found a condom wrapper, sadly no condom.

Ok. My stupid friend, Arianna wore her swimming goggles in her back yard and got dirt all over them. I asked her why she didn't rinse them off and this is her EXACT response, "I can't. They aren't waterproof, dummy!". Omg

Some 6th grader came to school drunk and they found whiskey in her locker. I was extremely confused.

the time it was 3am and a drunk guy came to the door of my house and started ringing the campana and asking us to let him inside and we had to call the police cause he kept trying to open our door.... WTF.

Here's one: The time my bum caught on fuego (lol) because I bought these potpourri sachets to give to my mom, sister, and bf, so I had one for me I put in my underwear drawyer. It was cinnamon, one of my favourite scents. I am getting ready, standing there putting make-up on in the mirror half-dressed, like usual -ho-hum, and I am like, "Hey! Why is my culo burning?" Then I am like "Oh DAMN! That is really hot BURNING!" - the cinnamon oil was TOO strong and the panties made this big red pattern on my butt! If I had not caught it when I did I think I would have blistered! YEOW! (No literal fire, but it HURT). I will not EVER do that again!

A few weeks hace I picked up a magnifying glass that I thought was a mirror...I then proceeded to spend the siguiente 5-10 minutos trying to figure out why my reflection wasn't there...Don't worry guys I now know...
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...I'm a vampire!!!!!!

During the hype for Soul Calibur V before it got released, people in turn mentioned that the new character Viola looked alot like Amy, a character who was playable in SC3 and SC4, but disappeared before the events of SC5.

So, there I was and tried to fix up a theory about how Amy and Viola weren't the same persons, stating their ages as a good example. Amy was 15 in SC4, and seventeen years passed between SC4 and SC5, meanwhile Viola is 24, thus, making it impossible for the two to be the same persons.

Shortly after I publicado this theory on Facebook, I remembered that Amy was a vampire and that they don't age. So I facepalmed myself very hard.

well some stranger rold me that I have a great behind today ... -.-"

I tried to make myself cena once, but I just ended up setting the pot and the stove on fire. The cocina is not my friend -_-"

It reminds me of that night when my mom in the middle of night begged me to take care of the house, she was leaving for a trip to the UAE. Then i took that as a opportunity to "borrow" the computer and then my mom suddenly came back..

I wanted to die that moment..
She never trusted me for 4 years after that.