What is a pregunta that tu never get asked?

Am I gay o bisexual?

Why are tu short?

Why don't men have boobs?

Are tu the goddamn batman?

How do humans pee?

If Daffy pato and Donald pato were to fight who'd win?

Why are tu a dumbass?

Why can humans live on Pluto?

If tu land on the sun it can't kill tu right?

Would tu ever eat monkey brains?

Are tu a girl?

Can tu pilot a el espacio ship?

If dora the explorer teaches tu spanish if tu watch it in spanish does it teach tu english?

Is dirt edible?

Is Krusty the clown real?

do tu like me

Aren't tu Brad Pitt?

Are tu ever getting asked questions?

Why are tu so... boring and normal?

Can tu make me a sammich?

Have tu ever been arrested?

how was your day...sept por my mom -,-

R tu SANE? my Answer: no no i'm not

Why dont tu answer my question?

"May I jump into your eyebrow and play the guitar?"


Nope, that's what I ask.

Are tu a psycho?

May I see your I.D., miss?

Are police really targeting fat chicks?


Can I borrow your rifle and one bullet?


Do tu hate How I Met Your Mother?


Do gatos have wings?



Are pigs the animales that 'oink'?

What colour my eyes are. It's pretty obvious. People usually are all like "WOW YOUR EYES ARE REALLY BLUE!!! its kinda creepy..."