favorito! quote??

"I'm about to do something slightly Illegal now so tu just turn the other way for a second."



I'm not a serious enough person (at the moment) to answer this question...

"All that glitter is not gold"

"Who would drink white liquid secreted from a cow?!"
:) oh Ed

i have two..

"Harry Potter, the boy who lived, has come to die!"

and

"Let the seventy-fourth annual Hunger Games begin!"

"What doesn't kill tu makes tu stronger." (those are lyrics but my real one is)

"There are two different types of people who sit around thinking of ways to kill people: Psychopaths and Mystery writers. I'm the one that pays more."

"fuck, fuck, shitty fuck" -_-.

yea thats my quote -.-

"Nope, just Chuck Testa."

"Do tu like this place? i have to say that i amor it very, very much. but soon everything changes, well at least it does eventually... fun things, happy things, they'll all... they'll all eventually change someday, tu know. but do tu think... tu could still amor this place?" - Nagisa Furukawa.

"But I need tacos! I need them o I will explode. That happens sometimes." ~ GIR

I have so many!!!
"DIS IS RI-DIC-A-LIS!"
"GayHomoFag"
"Yeah! dat's right! Da motha F******* supa sized cereal boxes!"
"Don't hold it in o tu explode!"
"When life gives tu lemons, tu make uva soda. Then tu sit back and watch the world try and figure out how tu did it!"
"He has green box! Call back-up now!"
"LEEDLE!"
"Your face must be McDonald's... Cuz I'm lovin' it."
"Open the door like a BOSS! Step on the place mat like a BOSS! Take a vistazo, gander at the world like a BOSS! But then run off like an assistant!"
"Gettcha fluffy on!"
"Start wearing purple."
"Wake up in the mornin', feelin' like Nick Jonas!"
"DIPTHONG!"
"Salutations mah brotha!"
"It itches"
"I can't believe it! I'm loosing to a rug..."
"How are tu gonna parte superior, arriba this? ANSWER: Possibly with hot fudge! bahaha!"
"Niggah Please!"
"I'm gonna cuss.... I'm gonna do it! You... You... tu PUNK! Lord forgive me..."
"Hey! hola You! hola tu with the face!"
"I'm like a broken xBox! Don't play no games!"




Well.... And a bunch of other crap that amuses someone with a brain like mine.... O_o

people who used the Death Note neither go to heaven nor hell- Ryuk

"I've learned amor is like a brick; tu can build a house o sink a dead body."
--Lady Gaga

"This is gay. I'm quitting life -_-"
(not really)

Too fast to live too younge to die

My favorito! quote? I have several:

"Turn to page 394."

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minuto of it."

"Crowded elevators smell different to midgets."

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[after Voldemort has asked them to registrarse him, Neville steps adelante, hacia adelante and limps towards him]
Lord Voldemort: Well, I must say I'd hoped for better.
[Voldemort's followers laugh]
Lord Voldemort: And who might tu be, young man?
Neville Longbottom: Neville Longbottom.
[Voldemort's crowd laughs again]
Lord Voldemort: Well, Neville I'm sure we can find a place for tu in our ranks.
Neville Longbottom: I'd like to say something.
Lord Voldemort: Well, Neville I'm sure we'd all be fascinated to hear what tu have to say.
Neville Longbottom: It doesn't matter that Harry's gone.
Seamus Finnigan: Stand down, Neville.
Neville Longbottom: People die everyday! Friends, family. Yeah, we lost Harry tonight. But he's still with us. In here.
[points to his heart]
Neville Longbottom: So is fred and Remus, Tonks. All of them. They didn't die in vain.
[he turns to Voldemort]
Neville Longbottom: But tu will! Because you're wrong! Harry's corazón did beat for us. For all of us!
[Neville pulls the Sword of Gryffindor out of the Sorting Hat he'd been carrying]
Neville Longbottom: And it's not over!
[at that moment, Harry jumps out of Hagrid's arms to reveal he's still alive]

actually, mine has helped me befriend a few people

"Be kind to unkind people, they need it the most."

"The little baby woke up frightened and frot what it dweamed was twoo" ~ Bellatrix Lestrange

"Let's see how cute tu think I am after I strangle tu with your own intestines." -Rocket Raccoon

"Hey! Yeah you! I'm down here busting my culo while tu sit on yours watching me jump around?! How is THAT fair?!" -Deadpool

"In battle, it's not a pregunta of guilty o not guilty." -Phoenix Wright

"You don't know nothing about swinging." -Spencer

"Much like the Fantastic Four, tu are nothing to me." -Galactus