any jokes?

You.

Yo mama so huge, Russia sees her and says, "HOLY SHIT, WOMAN!"

Yo mama so weak, Italy would pwn her in a fist fight!

Yo mama so stupid, she thinks she's más awesome than Prussia!

Yo mama so stupid, she thinks yaoi is an expression of pain!

Can it be a quote por my alter ego? ^_^

“The weird thing is, Patrick's a dude and I'm better at video games than him.....actually at just about anything”

xD it's kinda a joke....

This is fun to text ur friends

"when tu need consejos txt me. When tu need a friend call me. When tu need money... THE SUBSCRIBER U R TRYING 2 REACH IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE! lmao

YO Mammas so fat that when God dicho let there be light she moved out of the way

its so cold tht brittany spears keeps her panies on for once

Why did the cookie go to the doc cuz he felt crummy!!!!!! lol...not