Would tu believe me if I told tu I saw the female counterpart of Scooby Doo?

She was a brown great dane, JUST LIKE SCOOBY DOO!
She had black spots too, ALSO JUST LIKE SCOOBY DOO!

I was walking inicial from work and decided to cut through the park. Good thing I did, because she was RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF THE HOTDOG STAND!!!

She stood up on her hind legs, and grabbed a hot dog, then she dicho "Ruh roh, I rorot the retchup!" then trotted on her four paws back to the hotdog stand!
She even had a blue collar with a green tag that dicho "SD"
I thought it was a male dog, but I knew it was female when she squatted to pee instead of lifting her let.


I'm not even tolling!