CAPTION CONTEST (HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3)

Troy: "Oh, don't think anything of me gently wrapping my arms around my daintily placed leg with my delicate limp wrist hanging to the side. I'm totally heterosexual. por the way, who does your hair? tu totally have to give me their number."

Troy *thinking*: oh yeah, this weird sitting position totally hides my boner - i'm a genius!

Gabriella *thinking*: that weird sitting position in no way hides his boner - awkward!

Zac: So how about we head over to my place? My parents are out of town this weekend...

Vanessa: haha..uh, no. *clutches dress and pulls it down*

Troy: *thinking* your nipple is showing.. and now i have a boner..
Gabriella: *thinking* i want to mostrar off my panties.. and i hope he saw that im not wearing a bra.. IN A disney MOVIE FOR KIDS!!

Troy:Let's go to my secret hideout and get horizontal,baby!;)

Gabrielle:Shut up tu pervert!

Gabriella:*in her head* Oh Troy I amor your tight jeans, and the fact that tu care for me so much that tu have a boner.

Troy:*in his head* Oh wow Gabriella, your so cute, and I amor your low cut way to short dress to bad your flat, cuz i would have amor to see más of you.

Troy: Hey, I'm flirting with you.
Gabriella: Oh, you're cute, but please go away...hehe...

Troy-*lets have a staring contest!*
Gabriella-*I cant.your just too funny to look at!*
Troy-*What tu mean por that?*
Gabriella-*well your face looks so funny.i mean tu are just so ugly with that nose and hair.i mean justin bieber can pull it off but tu cant!*