Well, do tu blame me?

What if one day, tu were walking down the street, ad u saw a 100 dollar bill just laying there. So tu bent over to pick it up, but when tu bent over your pants ripped, but tu didnt care. Then tu were about to grab the money, but it flew away. So, tu chased it and chased it. Finally tu caught up to it, but it turns out the money was hooked up to a fishing line. And the person holding the fishing pole was SANTA CLAUSE! tu looked at him with a confused expression, and he said,"Are u trying to take my money?! Why? What dd I do to you?!" Youre still confused. Then a little boy comes up and sticks a lollipop to your pants where they were ripped. tu turned around, pulled it off your pants,then turned back around and santa was gone. So, u stand there with ripped pants and a lollipop in your hand confused. Then out of nowhere someone throws a sandía at u. What would u do?!?!



(I'm a twisted peron xD)