What would be your Come-Back to this?

My come back to 10 would be: Better then being a slut like you!

1. *slaps person in face* i amor tu too.
2. if i were tu id be quiet unless u want a broken arm.
3. no but i guess u'd need a liscence to be that retarted!
4. did tu ever hear of the song: 'big girls tu are beautiful' por mika? exactly.
5. DONT CALL ME THAT! call me anything BUT a bitch, that word has put me true a lot in the past so FUCK OF!
6. whats wrong with being gay? i prefer gay people to straight! and BTW your accent is so straight!
7. no in narnia.
8. yo dadda!
9. tu smell like chedder cheese.
10. i like carrots.

1. Shut the fuck up tu jealous motherfucker. *Punch* *I start crying*
2.*Sarcastically* Dog shit.
3. Wouldn't tu know the answer to that question? Considering tu look like a dead animal rolled in its own shit and throw up.
4. As in my boobs? I get told that a lot.
5. Like I haven't heard THAT before.
6. What accent?! I don't have a fucking accent!!!
7. Not everyone has low living standards like you, hun.
8. What about her??
9. That's my perfume, dumb shit retard.
10. I'm not a virgin, god damn it! Don't tu see I have a fucking kid!

1. And you're quite good looking...For a gorilla

2. What's on you're head? Worms? OH, no, I'm sorry, that's you're hair!

3. Do tu need a license to be that stupid?

4. I can always lose weight, but you'll always be stuck with your stupidity.

5. What was your first clue?

9. Better than smelling like monkey shit

10. Ew, whore.

1. i know right
2. eyes i guess u need some
3. no i need license to run ur culo over
4. Like i dicho u need eyes
5. I know right a perra is a dog a dog is bark a bark is a part of a árbol and árbol is nature and nature is beautiful so thank u:)
6. well of course I'm happy :)
7. No in New York :)
8. I never knew tu rap :)
9. maybe its tu
10. yep and I'm clean :)

ya momma for all of them except 8

at 5. i wud of been lik Id Rather be a perra than A Whoree..

Gee, you're kind of a bitch...

1.wow,you're really inmature

2.you're just jealous cause your eyes look like tiburón eyes

3.don't tu need a license to be as stupid as tu are

4.really?i hope i fall on tu and crush you

5.yes,but tu are a COMPLETE bitch

6.better than yours baby

7.mine may be in a cardboardbox but tu live under a bridge,smelly and drenched in muddy river water

8.is better than yours

9.you smell like yiu haven't taken a ducha, ducha de in a year

10.eww,cheap prostitute

10.

#1. Well im not as ugly as as tu are!!!
#2. There eyes. WOW!! tu must be the Dumbest person in the world to not see that!!
#3. Dont tu need 2 licens because your twice as ugly as me!!!!!!!!!
#4. Not as huge as tu are! I cant even believe tu can fit into a car!
#5. Ya so what! Your much más of a bich than I am!
#6. How do I know your not talking about your accent!!
#7. No its in my house! Ithought your bedroom was in a cardboard box though! So isnt it?
#8. Yo mama is ugly!!
#9. Not as much as tu do though!!!
#10. So I dont want to be pregnant at a young age!!! Plus it hurts to ahve a baby anyway!!!

9. tu smell like dog shit!
Yeah.. I'm super lame when it comes to come-backs!

1. *Punches person in face* Now that u have that bruise ur the ugly 1.
2. Eww! what the F*** is that? Oh, its just u.
3. Dont u need a liscense to make fun of some1?
4. well I would look huge to a midget.
5. Gee, u just called me beautiful. (A perra is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees r from nature, nature is beautiful)
6. If u haven't noticed, we are both from the same place and have the same accent!
7. Eww! I wouldn't live with u!
8. Hates u? Oh I no....
9. I try. U smell like my cousin. Thats not a compliment.
10. eww, loser!

Comeback to nine: Well it's better than smelling you're ass.

1. And so is yo mamma.
2. What's on your face? The devil o a really bad halloween makeover?
3. Don't tu need to be in jail?
4. And so is yo mamma.
5. Good for you.
6. And so is yo mamma.
7. So where's your house? Up your a** o yo mamma's?
8. ...? FAIL!
9. And tu smell like Rebecca Black.
10. Eww slut!

1. aw, thank tu i am ugly.
2. nah, its my face. :3
3. no, but im sure tu need one.
4. i know am huge.
4.yea i get it from my dad.
6. well im britsh so i sound better then you. and im happy thank you.
7. nah its in big house.
8. "yo momma" what?
9. nah i smell like *snif snif* dead people and .. candy
10. yea so.. at leas im not a slut.

4. i'd rather be huge than look like a frickin skeleton
5.oh go fuck a homeless guy
8.hey cat daddy!
10.its better than having a hotdog up your culo that squirts out mayo

4.but i can i fit into ma favourite jeans and still look sexier than tu :)
5.oh thank you,i get that alot and i am sick and tired of the word cause it actuali means:Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Chick and m
HOT!!! so find another
7.yah it is perra and it is right siguiente to yours but mine looks nice :)
8.is soooo beautiful tu wish she was yours!
9.nah amor it is tu cause tu actualy stept on it *looks down but finds nothing* hahaha got u SLUT..
10.well atleast my pussy does not say HELLO to every dick that passes por cause tu a heifer!!

1.) Really? You're boy/girlfriend says otherwise.
2.) Idiot....
3.) ... Idiot ...
4.) ... I weigh like 90 pounds, tu idiot...? xD o That's what she said.
5.) Sure am. Get the fuck over it.
6.) Uh... okay... idiot...
7.) Actually, it's in your boy/girlfriend's pants.
8.) Laaaame.
9.) ... I hate dogs... idiot...
10.) HA! HARDLY! I get más dick then you'll ever see in your life! xD

I'd go with numa 8 too cuz my mom died when i was 4 it really does shut them up

1.wow ur fugly
2.my eyes r blue thank u very much
3.dont u need a licence 2 b that fugly
4.YOUR SMALL!!!!
5.jeeze ur kind of a whore
6.eew ur accent sounds like ur on meth
7.yep wheres urs in a prostitute house
8.is not as much of a slut as urs
9.u smell like 30 día old cat shit
10.ewww whore



ik some r stupid but thats how u get them 2 leave just act stupid

1. Thanks, so are you.
2. Dog shit, thanks for noticing.
3. Yeah, want to see it?
4. ...Are tu blind?
5. And you're kind of a whore.
6. Thanks, I amor sounding happy.
7. Psh, please. I got rid of the cardboard box a while ago. Now my room's a wooden crate.
8. Is awesome.
9. Darn, I knew that I'd been spending too much time around you.
10. Ew, prostitute.

I'm rubber your glue, what ever tu say bounces of me & sticks to you! lol :-)

not sure about most but here are some kinda bad ones. wouldnt use these if your not sure. (im not)

6. thanks! i amor being happy!
7. wheres yours? a swamp?
4. i amor being noticed
5. gee, your kinda of fucky
10. whats wrong with that?

1. Wow so are you
3. Don't tu need a license to be that fat?
5. Oh I'm so glad tu noticed :D
6. *says "Stupid American Pig" in French" (just so tu know I'm an American and I like my country)
10. That's cool, tu smell like horse shit
11. Ew, slut

3) If I needed one so would you. Stick that in your jugo, jugo de box & suck it!

6) I know I'm VERY happy o People who accuse people of being gay are gay

#3: Yeah, tu do. And I'm surprised tu haven't got yours yet. You'd ace the test for sure.

#6: And your accent is straight. So?

#10: At least I have a shred of self-respect...

1. tu REALLY THINK SO! yay!

2. Oh it's you. I have my glasses and your looking at your self :)

3. why yes! -gives paper- see!

4. :O Thanks!!!!

5. Thanks ♥ I am trying to be just like you.

6. Why thanks!

7. On Some Dead Flys!

8. Is Pretty?

9. Do tu like it! I Buyed it at the ugly store.

10. Ew, Slut.

1. Look in the mirror, slut.
4. Yes, but I can loose wait. I'm afraid you're never going to be able to fix your ugly face, though.
5. I know and I amor it!
8. I like your come-back XD
9. And tu look like it.
10. At least I don't have STDs......

1. Good to know -.-

2. My eyes shitface :)

3. Nope... I have a certificate signed por Obama >.<

4. Thank you...

5. Thank you... I amor dogs. :)

6. Im a girl bitch.

7. Nope.. in my house. :)

8. ...? Ok then...

9. Yup... my shampoo sucks.

10. Well I'm not a sex slut who has to be in the cama to be happy. -.-

1: So are you/try looking in a mirror but look away quickly so it doesn't crack/ at least I can admit I'm ugly and don't need two tons of make up to cover my face and all my blemishes and then look like a hooker on the street

2: What the fuck is on your face? Oh my God! It's hideous! Oh my God it's vile! Oh my God it's YOUR FACE!

3: Don't tu have anything better to do than try and make me feel bad about myself. Oh and FYI, you're failing.

4: And you're a ... no wait, that's offensive to bitches. Hey, you're a brand new species!

5: Gee, that's only to you.

6: Eww, tu stink! Don't tu shower?

7: Where's your mum? Oh, wait! I can see her in that field over there!

8: Yo Dadda!

9: tu smell like fish. Either you've spread your legs one to many times o tu need to shower.

10: I'd rather be a virgin than a slapper.


Wow, I can be really mean sometimes. I'm honestly not a bitch. But if I feel the need to defend myself...

1.ew.... u have a mustache
2.thats the best u can say
3.I know u do
4.your small
5.whore!
6.well at least im not gay lol
7.no but it seems u live with urcats old lady
8.fuck off
9.u smell like toro shit
10.helll no bitch:)

for 1. i know aint nature a bitch?
for 2. naw it just my face
for 3. dont tu need a license for a crappy insult?
for 4. *slap*
for 5. gee,im glad tu finally relized that
for6. dont have one try again loser
for 7. wheres your slutty girlfriend sucking some balls i bet
for 8. *kick in the balls*
for 9. and youneed to brush your korn yellow teeth dumb bitch
for 10. better than being a playboy pervert

1: Oh, sorry, I forgot to take off my mirror mask. Cool, isn't it?
2:Sorry, I don't really like cussing. Please say that without blacking out your speech even more?
3: Yeah, DUH! por the way, where's yours?
4: I am not big, tu are merely very minute. tu need a trip to the calorie store.
5:See #2
6: I'm sorry, I'm a girl, I can't be gay. But tu sir, have all the qualifications.
7:I KNOW, my parents don't get me ANYTHING!
8: Is very sad that there are idiots like tu in this world.
9: No I don't, tu must've got some stuck up your nose when tu fell.
10: Says the person who has had soneone else stuck inside them!

1. Wow, you're really ugly.
I like potatoes.
2. What the fuck is on your face? Are those eyes? o dog shit?
I like pie.
3. Don't tu need a license to be that ugly?
I like corn.
4. You're HUGE!
I like cupcakes.
5. Gee, you're kind of a bitch...
I like lollipops.
6. Eew, your accent is gay. (HATE when people use gay as insult)
I like bacon.
7. So, where's your bedroom, in a cardboard box?
I like apples.
8. Yo momma!
I like ham.
9. tu smell like dog shit.
I like pizza.
10. Ew, virgin.
I like jello.