So um...

Get your escritorio a pregnancy test.

Ignore him? Seems like the obvious option.

Um...wtf? Kick him.

Uhh curse him the fuck out for humping your desk....Thats not normal

Just be glad he didn't air hump your head. That is not a fun experience.

I hope your escritorio didn't get a contagious disease from the front end....

Hope your escritorio doesn't get AIDs..

Check to see if that kid's mother has any canine features.

Smell it.

ummm *laughing* no comment

um..my friend air humps their escritorio to try and gross me out (it always works) so in a way i know how tu feel...

"Yeah,um...that's...um...O.O"

that's how tu feel rite? well,i have the PERFECT answer un!!!

(When the little deskletts are born...sue and make the kid pay escritorio support un)

Thats messed up go tell an adult
god thats sick