Funny Letter Maker

Dear Eva,
I don't really know how to tell tu this, but You're a leprechaun. I think I realized it When your dog humped my leg At the mental hospital and I saw tu Drive over Your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand How awful tu are. I'm returning The sofá cushions to you, but I'll keep Your neighbors dog as a memory. tu should also know that I Get sick when I think of your feet and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Go leche a cow
Elli

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xDDD

Dear Spencer,
I don't really know how to tell tu this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when I tripped on maní, cacahuete mantequilla in your car and I saw tu pull the clothes off the Catholic Priest.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning the sofá cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of mariposas as a memory. tu should also know that I never will forget that night and the apartment building is on fire.Go leche a cow,
Tess

dear Louisa
I don't really know how to tell tu this, but our romance is over
I think I realized it When your dog humped my leg At the mental hospital.
and I saw tu hit on my boyfriend.
I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand How awful tu are.
I'm returning Your amor letters to me to you, but I'll keep Your glass eye as a memory.
tu should also know that I Hate your cooking and tu ruined my attempts at another world war.
Go drown yourself!

Dear Freddy,
I don't really know how to tell tu this, but the arco iris hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when tu smacked my culo in your apartment and I saw tu pull the clothes off the catholic priest. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that tu need a sex change. I'm returning the sofá cushions to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. tu should also know that I im scratching my but as tu read this and go leche a cow.

Dear leah,
I don't really know how to tell tu this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it Last año when tu peed your pants At the mental hospital
and I saw tu Hit on Your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand That tu need a sex-change. I'm returning Your amor letters to me to you, but I'll keep Your virginity as a memory. tu should also know that I am better off without tu and I'm scratching my butt as tu read this.
Best of luck on the sex change
ami

dear the voices in my head
I don't really know how to tell tu this, but I'm in amor with your cat. I think I realized it Last año when tu peed your pants At the Elton John concierto and I saw tu Carve your initials into My salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning The sofá cushions to you, but I'll keep Your neighbors dog as a memory. tu should also know that I amor your sweet, sweet @$$ and The apartment building is on fire.

Dear,Mom (XDD Oh lord)
I don't really know how to tell tu this, but The mafia wants you. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped in the bathtub At the mental hospital and I saw tu Sit on Your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning The sofá cushions to you, but I'll keep Your virginity as a memory. tu should also know that I am better off without tu and tu ruined my attempts at another world war.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Aydan :3

Dear Jeff,
I don't really know how to tell tu this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg under a calle light and I saw tu hit on the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that tu need a sex-change. I'm returning your pet rock to you, but I'll keep your neighbors dog as a memory. tu should also know that I will try to forget that tu broke my corazón and your cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Best of luck on the sex change

Dear Mother, I don't really know how to tell tu this, but I'm in amor with your cat I think I realized it When tu put cuffs on me Outside of your office, and i saw tu Drive over The Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're a Cowardly enough to understand That your driving sucks. I am returning Your toe ring to you, but i'll keep Your neighbors dog as a memory. tu should also know that I Get sick when I think of your feet and tu should stop picking your nose.

amor always

Rosel

Dear My weird friend
I don't really know how to tell tu this, but The mafia wants tu I think I realized it When your dwarf bit me Outside of your office and I saw tu Hit on My illegitimate child in Ghana . I'm sure you're Sterile enough to understand That I get turned on only por garbage men. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your credit cards as a memory. tu should also know that I Mocked tu behind your back constantly and tu ruined my attempts at another world war.
Go leche a cow

Dear Mom,
I don't really know how to tell tu this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your car and I saw tu castrate the elefante in the corner. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbour's dog as a memory. tu should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and tu should stop picking your nose.
Go leche a cow.

OMG, she has a romance with me? O_O
*is in double shock and faints*

Dear Jaden,
I don't really know how to tell tu this, but the arco iris hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw tu pull the clothes off my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're high enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on tu . I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. tu should also know that I amor your sweet, sweet culo and tu ruined my attempts at another world war.
Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Ivan

Dear Dominick,
I don't really know how to tell tu this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it When I saw the purple monkey At the Elton John concierto and I saw tu sit on My salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand That I may pee my pants. I'm returning the sofá cushions to you, but I'll keep The results of that blood-sample as a memory. tu should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I amor Oprah.
Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore,
Ass-Kicker

Dear Austin,
I don't really know how to tell tu this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when I quoted Forrest Gump in your car and I saw tu carve your initials into your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of mariposas as a memory. tu should also know that I amor your sweet, sweet culo and I amor Oprah.
Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore.
Taylor-Rae

mine : dear harry i dont really know how to tell tu this but your a leprechaun , i think i realised it when we skinny dripped in the bath tub , at the mental hospital . And i saw tu drive over the elefante in the corner , i'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that santa doesn't exist . im returning the pictures from vegas to tu , but i'll keep the results of the blood-sample as a memory . tu should also know that i amor your sweet sweet culo . And tu should stop picking your nose . go leche a cow,
crona .





some person i met : dear nathan i dont really know how to tell tu this but our socks dont match . i think i realised it when we skinny dripped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and i saw tu sit on your my little poni, pony collection , im sure you're open enough to understand how awful tu are , im returning the pictures from vegas to tu , but i'll keep tu foto with the moostace drawn on it as a memory . tu should also know that i amor your sweet sweet culo . and tu ruined my attempts at another world war , please dont hurt me,
chloe .

what?

Dear Journee,

I don't really know how to tell tu this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear in a clown suit and I saw tu put whipped cream on the elefante in the corner. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand That I get turned on only por garbage men. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. tu should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I have a passionate interest for mice.
Go leche a cow,
Panda-Hero

to much complining