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FutureDancer said:
Well, it's a complex story, but I'll tell you.
A long time ago, in a city called Subama, there lived all the superheroes. Subama was a beautiful city. There was never any crime, because all the superheroes would put a stop to it before it could start. Batman, Superman, Wonderwoman, they were all there. All the superheroes would have a meeting every friday, just to boast about their great city.
But one friday, the superheroes got to cocky. They were to busy boasting to notice the giant ostrich coming towards Subama. And por giant, I mean GODZILLA giant, and even más giant then that. But lets get back to the story.
The giant ostrich got to Subama and destroyed EVERYTHING with its fuego breathing nostrils. The skyscrapers, the golden roads, the superhero statues, all except one thing. The superhero tower. Up in their superhero tower, the superheroes noticed what had happened to Subama. They discussed what they should do. Some of them dicho to abandon Subama, others dicho to stay.
While the superheroes tried to figure out what to do, one man noticed what was going on. Chuck Norris. Being the helpful man he is, Chuck ran out to the ostrich. He jumped into the air, just high enough to look the ostrich in the eyes, and roundhouse kicked him in the face. So many people say that ostriches don't fly. But boy oh boy, did that bird fly. He ended up falling somewhere near the edge of the city. Chuck quickly tied it up with his lasso. He went to work and rebuilt the city.
The people of Subama rejoiced (The ones that the giant ostrich didn't eat). They decided that Chuck Norris was the best superhero of them all, and would get his own huge statue in the place that the old superhero statues used to be. Meanwhile, the superheroes had just decided to help their beloved city. They went down from their tower and were furious when they found the people of Subama fawning over Chuck Norris instead of them. They rushed over to the crowd and demanded a explanation. While the people loved Chuck Norris, they were still afraid of getting on the superheroes bad side. The whole crowd backed away, leaving only Chuck to explain.
And so he did. He told them the whole story, including every little detail. This made the superheroes angrier. "Who is he to do our job for us?! He doesn't even have a cape, o a mask, o a nifty superhero name!" yelled Wonderwoman. The superheroes decided to challenge Chuck to a competition. "The loser will have to wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes! We'll embarrass him out of the city!" dicho superman as he laughed. All the superheroes agreed.
They went back to Chuck Norris and challenged him. Now, Chuck is a fair man. He knew these superheroes were no match for him, so he refused. Getting to cocky, yet again, Aquaman dicho one simple thing that made Chuck very angry. "Chicken! Cluck! Cluck!" Chuck Norris is no chicken. He doesn't even like chicken. He likes raw steak. So, right then and there, Chuck accepted their challenge.
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