Well, yeah, when tu steal cookies, expect that the owner of those galletas is gonna come after you. That's a lesson I learned the hard way. What's gonna happen is that the moment tu step outside, the elefante - whose name is jesús (pronounced hay-suess) - will challenge tu to a rock paper scissors match. Best of thirteen. If tu manage to beat him, tu get to keep the cookies. Good luck!
Remember all those times someone called tu trying to sell something and tu hung up on them? Well, that sales guy was the elephant. The elefante is an IzzyOzera eating zombie, that's why he's blue and rosado, rosa spotted. He's come for revenge. I suggest tu flee to Mexico, tu can borrow my emergency tripod.