The Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn is chasing me, what should i do?

Whenever the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn is chasing you, the Good rosado, rosa Flower-Shooting Unicorn is always close by. They're twins, see, and they can't be too far apart, despite the fact that they're amargo, amargos enemies. So all tu gotta do is scream "PENGUINS CAN FLY" really loud as tu run, and then the Good Unicorn will be there in a matter of minutes. tu just gotta hold out until he comes, 'kay? And it'll be super awesome when he does come because he shoots fire-dousing flores out of his mouth, and they can defeat the the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn for a bit. Just for a bit, mind, so tu gotta keep running even after the Good rosado, rosa Flower-Shooting Unicorn comes.

Got that?

Spray it with the good water breathing dragon(me besar the good dragon)

Ignore the voices in your head, it's the Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn talking to you, trying to get tu to have a té party with him! If he some how makes tu have a girly té party with him, do not drink the tea. I repeat DO NOT DRINK THE TEA, o else tu would be shooting mariposas out your butt for a week. But I did hear from the magical woodlen hadas that the scones are okay. o was it the jam... Well, one of those turnes tu into a one eye troll, so I suggest tu eat none. But wait here's a better idea, DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICE.

Keep running until tu see a arco iris made up of colours of Red, Blue and Yellow, once tu found it shout 'I Belive I Can Fly!' at the parte superior, arriba of your voice until a crocodlie with red eyes, a scorpione tail on it's head and can walk on two legs appereas in a puff of cheese colourd smoke in front of you, he is friendly. He will take tu to safty.

Hope that helps :D.

Tell the unicorn to eat a breath mint; his breath must be horrible if it's mouth is full of fire!

break his horn off and stab his culo with it...
:)

the unicorn is alergic to pants so all u have 2 do is eat ur pants and keep running than once its "dead" from the fumes then u keep running b4 it eats your soul and about the voices in ur head m i would have that checked out por a doctor. also if u say dont eat me to the unicorn it will take it as offense and get a whole football team of unicornios to beat u up. take my adivise and u wiill be safe

WTF...????!!!! IDK, I AIN'T CRAZZY!!

Couple things tu could do: Tickle it :3. Give it a hug soo hard that it pops like a zit... o give a death stare so cold, your could see it's soul and make it explode:D Have fun with it!!