I hate it when I go to Australia and a dingo eats my baby :\

I amor when I go to Prussia and my baby's vital Regions get Seized.
I amor when I go to Russia and my baby becomes one with Mother Russia,Da!
I amor when I go to Italy and my baby comes back with a air curl and won't stop saying 'PASTAAAAAA~'.
I amor when I go to China and my baby becomes obsessed with Hello Kitty.
I amor when I go to Belarus and my baby comes bac with an obsession with her brother.
I amor when I go to the southern part of Italy and my baby comes back and won't stop swearing.
I amor when I go America and my baby comes back with an obsession with Burgers and Superheroes.
I amor when I go Poland and my baby comes back talking like a stereotypical teenage girl.
I amor it when I go to Finland and my baby comes back and thinks they're Santa Claus.
I amor when I go to Hungary and my baby comes back carrying a frying pan.
I amor when I go to Austria and my baby comes back and knows how to play classical piano.
I amor when I go to England and my baby comes back and says they can see hadas and a flying mint bunny.
I amor when I go to Greece and my baby comes back and takes a loooooooonnnnggg nap with a buch of cats.
I amor when I go to Canada and my baby comes back and nobody remembers who he is.
But it creeps me out when I go to Sweden and my baby comes back with this really intimidating stare.

I live in Australia, and this is definitly a recurring problem.
Prehaps tu could spray your baby with purfume that dingos hate to repel them.

Oh, and I hate it when I go to America and a fat person eats me. (kind of loses its impact as we have taken over as the most obease nation, but tu guys are segundo lol)

lol,hey i'm from australia!!!
just like to know if tu have any idea where that saying/story came from. if tu dont, then look up the chamberlain case.

I have exactly the same problem like when a pack of llamas get on the bus and attack my nan O_o (had too much sugar 2day lol) ;)

Im Australian, and i know some Australians that find that offense?
as one, Dingoes arent even dangerous? only if wild, and they only attack if tu approuch them, like any animal, its only takes a brain...
We take on the road with 15,000 people + children for a anzac march, so..

im sorry, but i dont find that funny.

I live in Australia and I really dont think that a dingo would eat a baby that's just weird.

*feeling stupid* As an American (and probably speaking for others), I can ask, WTF is a dingo??

Did tu get this from the Rugrats movie? I could swear I heard something like that there! XD

The other día I heard something like that on the news, since I'm Australian it makes sence, I really didnt know if it was a joke o they were telling the god damn truth...