Make me laugh, and tu will get props.

Not the best but oh well:

:3 I amor this video

*approaching with the mother of all scary blades*

tu BETTER FUCKING LAUGH OF IM GONNA SLIT tu UP

and if that dont work ... tu aint gonna live to tell anyone how unfunny i was

:)

Wanna hear a joke?
ok
hola grandpa, u sound like a frog, well why do i sound like a frog, cause grandma dicho she take us to disney land if u croaked.
so what do u think of it?

omg a rat

i have a notebook that my friend gave to me so i'll write an entry called smile and laugh.




If a hobo asked yoda for money he would say slap tu perra i will

when life gives tu lemons, tu put it in tequila and get shitfaced

when the world gave tu cheese tu say where the fuck is the macaroni

how much do tu think bella's period bothers edward?

nope i can't go to hell satin still has a resraining order on me


OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

Wait i forgot

most embarassing moment: i met my boyfriend in the classroom at lunch break and just as we finished the teacher walks in!!and there were about 10 people watching

i captioned it my self

Well, considering tu like Harry Potter....

I was at muro Mart and i saw a woman wearing winter boots. A purple falda and a white t-shirt but she was carrying a wow wow wubzy ball and on her eyes had rosado, rosa diseño on the side. Freaking Weird! And i shouted out What the fuhk!

(: