~You know, tu have a very strong arm, princess. Wait, please! Put the monkey down!!!
~You will enjoy it, I guarantee. All women enjoy the kiss of Prince Naveen. Come, we pucker... that's new...
~(to Lawrence)For a man who can not see his feet, you're very light on them!... Ah, Lawrence, it seems tu have finally gotten into the music! Do tu catch my drift? because you're head, it is in a tuba.
~(Ray sings "Je t'adore) I adore tu (ray sings "Je t'aime) I amor you.. What? I'm just translating!
~(repeated line) I am Prince Naveen *splat!*... of Maldonia
~It is not slime! tu are secreting mucus!...