OMG my friend is so weird! she made this story and emailed it to me. O_O
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Kowalski: And so Private, thats how tu must be sure your comida is dead before tu eat it.

Private: but I already knew that Kowalski!

Kowalski: It's Science, you'll have to use it in your life sometimes

Private: B-but. WHY?

Kowalski: Never Mind that, go.. go to Marlene.. o something..

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Private: Why is everyone so weird?

*Maurice runs por in a 14th century type of royal outfit*

Maurice: Oh crap, I'm late! the king is going to kill me!

Private: *blinks twice* Where is he going? Wait! Where are tu going? *starts running*
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Private: I had sworn he went into the reptile house.. *falls into a hole* HOLY CRAP!!!
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*private falls down into a room with doors*

Private: amazing! these doors are just my size! but where do they lead to? *jiggles a handle* won't open..
*he tries others but still won't work*
oh no, don't tell me I'm stuck in here...
wait,

*where he had fell there was a large curtain with a pull rope, when he had opened it, there was a small door.*

Private: could this be it? but it is too small to open. i would have to be rata sized. unlike a plumpy pingüino, pingüino de like me.
*Then suddenly, a small mesa, tabla with a key on it appeared* Ooh! This must open the door! but, i'm still too big. *a bottle appears*
looks like juice! *waddles over* but where did this come from? oh well, finders keepers, thats what Skippa taught me. *drinks* mmm! i wish i had-*then suddenly he grew small* now I can go through the door! oh no, i forgot the key! but I'm way to small to climb o handle the key!
*then on the floor, a little box appeared*
Mm? whats this? *opens, and to discover a box of butterscotch* I might be small, but i have a huge appetite for some butterscotch! *licks and grows huge* now i can get the key *grows again* oh dear, *grows* Heelp! *bangs head on ceiling* oh no! I'm to huge! *sniff* i can't even see the key because I'm to.. WAAHHHHH.
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yea i can't continue, she hasn't finished yet. she has school >_<