REVEALED: HOW ONE DIRECTION PLAN TO SPEND THEIR TIME OFF DURING BREAK FROM THE BAND 

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Now that One Direction have cleared up all the hoo-hah around their hiatus and confirmed that they will be taking a big chunk of time off next year but it 100% is not the end, it got us to thinking.

We already know what we need the guys to do in their last show together before the break, but what on earth are they going to do with all that free time they\'ll have on their hands now they don\'t have to spend at least 4 hours every day doing lunges so they are limber enough to crotch thrust the way they do without pulling muscles in their groins?

Luckily you don\'t have to wonder about this grave mystery any longer as we\'ve got a few predictions of how things are going to go.

Harry will decide to start his time off trying to find a bit of inner peace. Heading to the deepest, darkest corner of Nepal on what was intended to be a yoga retreat and juice cleanse with the odd colonic thrown in, he ends up training to be a monk after accidentally getting lost on the mountainside during a jog. Alone in the wild for 72 hours, he finds himself on a voyage of self-discovery and with nothing but a goat he names Niall for company, he ends up communing with nature in a way he had never imagined possible.

Discovered three days later quietly humming and wearing nothing but his left shoe, it is found that he only survived by drinking milk from the teat of Niall (not a sentence we ever imagined ourself writing) and thus a legend is born. Committing to life in the monastery, he worships at the alter of the God Alinipnip, who is the patron saint of nipples and who Harold believes is ultimately responsible for saving his life.

Deciding to experiment with other possible career paths, Louis auditions for a role in several Hollywood blockbusters. After narrowly losing out on the role of Pinocchio in Disney\'s remake of the classic to Josh Hutcherson, Louis finally lands the part of Simon Cowell in

, he is totally in his element, at least until he becomes embroiled in a love triangle with two of his co-stars, the actors brought in to play Ashley and Pudsey.

After weeks of heartache, he comes out triumphant and he and Goldie the dog (who plays Pudsey) run away into the sunset (the North of England) where they open a puppy cafe serving nothing but the best kibble and Yorkshire tea.

He\'s also got that whole baby thing going on so will probably also join Fathers For Justice, but only because he likes the superhero outfits.

Back at home in Wolverhampton, Liam decides he wants to do something productive with all his newly found free time. After penning the theme song for a kids TV show about a family of tap dancing Otters, he decides to go backpacking with Sophia to volunteer for a snake habitat preservation society in the middle of the Australian desert.

Fully committing to the task in hand, Liam finds his true passion and now at one with nature, he becomes a bit of a hippie. Refusing to wash or kill the lice nesting in his chest hair, he grows his locks long and will only wear a leopard print loin cloth and answer to the name of Tarzan - at least until Sophia threatens to dump him and they return to the UK to live happily ever after.

After posting a video of himself doing the chicken nugget challenge on YouTube, Niall becomes an overnight vlogging sensation and soon he can\'t do any menial day-to-day chore such as picking fluff out of his bellybutton or cleaning the loo without a camera in one hand capturing it for his avid audience. This includes shower vids of him singing The Cheeky Girls in his favourite shower cap. This may seem like a TMI, but Niall values honesty with his viewers above everything else.

Naturally the sponsorship deals and offers for collabs come flooding in and all is going well until Niall is asked to do a video with Marcus Butler. Suggesting they do the \'What\'s in my baker boy hat challenge\', Niall is devastated when some cat food leaks into his beloved headwear.

After a ceremonial burning Niall makes a moving tribute to the hat, vowing never to make another video as long as he lives in its honour. Then he just spends the rest of his time playing golf, obv.

What do you reckon - think we might be onto something? Comment below or tweet us @Sugarscape to let us know your predictions for the lads\' time off.

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