Harry- GET UP BITCH!
perra I dicho GET UP!
*Janine wakes up she fixes her hair so she dosen't get made fun of por Harry saying something like - You're hair is a hot mess! and so are you! So she ties up her hair and walks downstairs.
Harry was cutting an orange.
Harry- This is all the comida you'll be getting today bitch.
*he gives her a slice of orange.
Janine- Thank you...???...
Harry- Hahaha I'm just joking! and por the way i never really was going to rape tu hahah. I just wanted to get tu to have sex with me ;) . just kidding i just wanted tu to forgive me that's all. I never thought it was going to get that far hahahah! Here!
*Harry hands Janine a plate with a waffle on it.
Janine's thoughts- this is the best waffle I've ever had! damn this boy can cook..
Harry- Do tu like it?
Janine- Ehhh. it's ok.
Harry- *sadface* well perra where do tu want to go today?
Janine- First of all Harry i'd like tu to call me por my proper name. Janine. segundo of all I've been thinking about doing something for a long time but never had the guts to do it.
Harry- *Bites his apple* What is it Bi..... JANINE.
Janine- I've always wanted to go swimming.
Harry- You've never been swimming????
Janine- well.. i know how to swim and stuff but I've never been to anything extravagant o anything like a water park.
Harry- You've never been to a Water Park?
Janine- Nope.
Harry- tu really haven't been spending enough time with me lately.
Janine- My brother never let me used to go in the pools because he is afraid of germs. tu do know, most girls don't wear underwear while swimming? So he thought it was useful so he got us a hot tub and he taught me how to swim, of course he cleaned it after everytime i went in it but still..
Harry- Ok finish your waffle before i stuff it in tu and tu get beat down again. Just kidding babe.
*Janine finishes her waffle*
Harry- now go get dressed into you're traje de baño and let's go.
Janine- Well harry, There's a slight problem. tu see James never let me go into a pool for so long i don't have a bathing suit that fits.
Harry- well... that's a problem. Ok. why don't i just take tu shopping for one.
Janine- Sorry Harry my brother told me not to buy too many things.
Harry- Don't worry babe its on me.
Janine- No Harry tu don't have to..
Harry- Im want to babe. Now go get dressed. we can't go to the mall with tu just in pajamas.
Janine- Ok Harry.
Harry- And babe.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- I have to say tu look pretty fit today babe.
Janine- Why thank tu you're looking mighty fine yourself too Harry. :)
*Janine went upstairs and put on a blue v neck sweater with white stripes on the neck she also wore red jean shorts with her blue and white striped toms.
Harry- *looks at her confused*
Are tu trying to dress like Louis?
Janine- well yes yes i am. i guess :)
(at the mall)
Harry picks out a swimming suit for Janine that was clear with only covers on the nipples and the other privates. He happily walks over to Janine
She looks up at Harry, Slaps him and walks away . Harry put down his favorito! swimming suit dissapointed that he wouldn't get to see Janine in that swimming suit of his. Janine soon put on a strapless white bikini with tiny black flores on it and the bottom was fully black with ties on the hips. Janine decided to go into the fitting room to try it on.
Harry's P.O.V
So i was sitting on the bench in the fitting room and i watched as Janine came out of the fitting room. She looked like a bathing suit princess. She looked so beautiful in her bathing suit she picked out.
Janine- Well Harry what do tu think?
Harry- Ehh.. its ok..
*Janine frowned considering how much she loved her bathing suit of choice. *
Harry- Just kidding tu look Lovely Janine.
Janine- Well thank tu Harry * she lightly smiled up at Harry*
As she walked back into the fitting room i noticed something. HER culo IS AMAZING. and when she came back out the fitting room the first thing i blurted out was,
Harry- Janine.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- You're bum is gorgeous.
Janine- well thank tu Harry....
Harry- so tu want this Janine.
Janine- yes i do Harry. But i dont want tu to pay for it. the only thing that i want from tu is a tiny little kiss. *Janine kisses Harry and Harry suddenly grins*
Harry- You're gorgeous just like your bum. * He grabs her touche and Janine swipes away his hand away from her butt. She laughed and Harry paid for the swimming suit.
Janine- Thank tu so much Harry * she hugs him*
Harry* Don't mention it babe.
Janine- Harry. Don't tu live por yourself..
Harry- Yes my love.
Janine- Then where do tu get all this money from
Harry- Oh. yea i had a rich uncle.
Janine- Ok ahha.
and they drive out of the mall parking lot. :)
perra I dicho GET UP!
*Janine wakes up she fixes her hair so she dosen't get made fun of por Harry saying something like - You're hair is a hot mess! and so are you! So she ties up her hair and walks downstairs.
Harry was cutting an orange.
Harry- This is all the comida you'll be getting today bitch.
*he gives her a slice of orange.
Janine- Thank you...???...
Harry- Hahaha I'm just joking! and por the way i never really was going to rape tu hahah. I just wanted to get tu to have sex with me ;) . just kidding i just wanted tu to forgive me that's all. I never thought it was going to get that far hahahah! Here!
*Harry hands Janine a plate with a waffle on it.
Janine's thoughts- this is the best waffle I've ever had! damn this boy can cook..
Harry- Do tu like it?
Janine- Ehhh. it's ok.
Harry- *sadface* well perra where do tu want to go today?
Janine- First of all Harry i'd like tu to call me por my proper name. Janine. segundo of all I've been thinking about doing something for a long time but never had the guts to do it.
Harry- *Bites his apple* What is it Bi..... JANINE.
Janine- I've always wanted to go swimming.
Harry- You've never been swimming????
Janine- well.. i know how to swim and stuff but I've never been to anything extravagant o anything like a water park.
Harry- You've never been to a Water Park?
Janine- Nope.
Harry- tu really haven't been spending enough time with me lately.
Janine- My brother never let me used to go in the pools because he is afraid of germs. tu do know, most girls don't wear underwear while swimming? So he thought it was useful so he got us a hot tub and he taught me how to swim, of course he cleaned it after everytime i went in it but still..
Harry- Ok finish your waffle before i stuff it in tu and tu get beat down again. Just kidding babe.
*Janine finishes her waffle*
Harry- now go get dressed into you're traje de baño and let's go.
Janine- Well harry, There's a slight problem. tu see James never let me go into a pool for so long i don't have a bathing suit that fits.
Harry- well... that's a problem. Ok. why don't i just take tu shopping for one.
Janine- Sorry Harry my brother told me not to buy too many things.
Harry- Don't worry babe its on me.
Janine- No Harry tu don't have to..
Harry- Im want to babe. Now go get dressed. we can't go to the mall with tu just in pajamas.
Janine- Ok Harry.
Harry- And babe.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- I have to say tu look pretty fit today babe.
Janine- Why thank tu you're looking mighty fine yourself too Harry. :)
*Janine went upstairs and put on a blue v neck sweater with white stripes on the neck she also wore red jean shorts with her blue and white striped toms.
Harry- *looks at her confused*
Are tu trying to dress like Louis?
Janine- well yes yes i am. i guess :)
(at the mall)
Harry picks out a swimming suit for Janine that was clear with only covers on the nipples and the other privates. He happily walks over to Janine
She looks up at Harry, Slaps him and walks away . Harry put down his favorito! swimming suit dissapointed that he wouldn't get to see Janine in that swimming suit of his. Janine soon put on a strapless white bikini with tiny black flores on it and the bottom was fully black with ties on the hips. Janine decided to go into the fitting room to try it on.
Harry's P.O.V
So i was sitting on the bench in the fitting room and i watched as Janine came out of the fitting room. She looked like a bathing suit princess. She looked so beautiful in her bathing suit she picked out.
Janine- Well Harry what do tu think?
Harry- Ehh.. its ok..
*Janine frowned considering how much she loved her bathing suit of choice. *
Harry- Just kidding tu look Lovely Janine.
Janine- Well thank tu Harry * she lightly smiled up at Harry*
As she walked back into the fitting room i noticed something. HER culo IS AMAZING. and when she came back out the fitting room the first thing i blurted out was,
Harry- Janine.
Janine- Yes Harry?
Harry- You're bum is gorgeous.
Janine- well thank tu Harry....
Harry- so tu want this Janine.
Janine- yes i do Harry. But i dont want tu to pay for it. the only thing that i want from tu is a tiny little kiss. *Janine kisses Harry and Harry suddenly grins*
Harry- You're gorgeous just like your bum. * He grabs her touche and Janine swipes away his hand away from her butt. She laughed and Harry paid for the swimming suit.
Janine- Thank tu so much Harry * she hugs him*
Harry* Don't mention it babe.
Janine- Harry. Don't tu live por yourself..
Harry- Yes my love.
Janine- Then where do tu get all this money from
Harry- Oh. yea i had a rich uncle.
Janine- Ok ahha.
and they drive out of the mall parking lot. :)
JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before cena at the GQ Awards last night.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' mesa, tabla for tu tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? pescado fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are tu working as a nurse during the day? tu look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death por monkeys in Toy Story 3.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' mesa, tabla for tu tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? pescado fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are tu working as a nurse during the day? tu look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death por monkeys in Toy Story 3.
Interviewer: Did tu ever think when tu were little, that you'd get to the point where people would actually look at you, on their walls?
Liam: Well *turns to Louis* you've got sisters aswell, i mean i've got sisters and they used to have posters of their favourite celebrities, so yeah, i've never really though about that.
Interviewer: Who was on you're bedroom walls?
Louis: I, i, i'll confess i had S-Club Juniors on my wall..
*Everyone laughs*
Niall: I went through, like a gangsta phase so i had like 50 cent.
Zayn: Ha, i had Scarface
Louis: God, yeah that makes me sound SO manly.
Interviewer: Harry what did tu have?
Harry: I don't know.. i think i had like, Kermit the frog..
Liam: Well *turns to Louis* you've got sisters aswell, i mean i've got sisters and they used to have posters of their favourite celebrities, so yeah, i've never really though about that.
Interviewer: Who was on you're bedroom walls?
Louis: I, i, i'll confess i had S-Club Juniors on my wall..
*Everyone laughs*
Niall: I went through, like a gangsta phase so i had like 50 cent.
Zayn: Ha, i had Scarface
Louis: God, yeah that makes me sound SO manly.
Interviewer: Harry what did tu have?
Harry: I don't know.. i think i had like, Kermit the frog..
Lolas P.O.V
I woke up at 9:30... SHIT!! I was late for school, again. I thew on an old paur of jeans and my school juper.I grabbbed my bag legged it down the stairs and ran the whole way to school ( I'd usually take the bus to olivia and walk from there ). I got to school por the end of first period. I went to my locked to get my libros for for irish and maths. Some one came up behind and stared breating on me. I tured round and whackedmy face into some ones arm.'Oh, babe, I didn't mean to hurt ya!' it was Zayn, my boyfriend,' are tu ok?'
'I'm fine' then Olivia came over
'You didn't call this morring, again'
'Over slept, again'
'Oh, did ya hear?'
'What? No'
'New guy, 'is names Harry'
'Is he hot'
'yeah, but not as good as Louis'
'You like Louis?' Zayn dicho
'Shit, forgot tu were here'
'Thanks, anyway, Louis?'
'yeah'
'Do tu want to go out with him?'
'yeah'
'Ok, I'll ask'
Thanks for reading, is it any good? if i get at least five comentarios I'll post more.
I woke up at 9:30... SHIT!! I was late for school, again. I thew on an old paur of jeans and my school juper.I grabbbed my bag legged it down the stairs and ran the whole way to school ( I'd usually take the bus to olivia and walk from there ). I got to school por the end of first period. I went to my locked to get my libros for for irish and maths. Some one came up behind and stared breating on me. I tured round and whackedmy face into some ones arm.'Oh, babe, I didn't mean to hurt ya!' it was Zayn, my boyfriend,' are tu ok?'
'I'm fine' then Olivia came over
'You didn't call this morring, again'
'Over slept, again'
'Oh, did ya hear?'
'What? No'
'New guy, 'is names Harry'
'Is he hot'
'yeah, but not as good as Louis'
'You like Louis?' Zayn dicho
'Shit, forgot tu were here'
'Thanks, anyway, Louis?'
'yeah'
'Do tu want to go out with him?'
'yeah'
'Ok, I'll ask'
Thanks for reading, is it any good? if i get at least five comentarios I'll post more.
We've always known that Louis Tomlinson is the self-confessed party boy of One Direction.
But we didn't realise just how far he'll go for a good time.
Louis recently hopped on a plane to Ibiza for 24 hours of fun - and then Magaluf a week later!
'It was literally really spontaneous,' says 19-year-old Louis.
'I decided with my best friend Stan that we fancied a good little party, so...I went to Ibiza, and then, because I liked it so much, the weekend after I went to Magaluf.
'Happy days!
Louis must have spent as much time travelling to and from airports as he did in each resort as they were whistle-stop visits.
'Ibiza just for a night, and then Magaluf for two days,' he told BBC Radio 1.
'But it was amazing, so good.'
Room in your suitcase for us siguiente time, Louis?
But we didn't realise just how far he'll go for a good time.
Louis recently hopped on a plane to Ibiza for 24 hours of fun - and then Magaluf a week later!
'It was literally really spontaneous,' says 19-year-old Louis.
'I decided with my best friend Stan that we fancied a good little party, so...I went to Ibiza, and then, because I liked it so much, the weekend after I went to Magaluf.
'Happy days!
Louis must have spent as much time travelling to and from airports as he did in each resort as they were whistle-stop visits.
'Ibiza just for a night, and then Magaluf for two days,' he told BBC Radio 1.
'But it was amazing, so good.'
Room in your suitcase for us siguiente time, Louis?
