Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.
Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your poni, pony phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand tu like I do. I'm at work listening to my frozen soundtrack. She'll never understand tu like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for tu to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If tu could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't tu see? tu belong with me. tu belong with me.