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posted by Canada24

Twilight: If somebody had told me when I was a blank flank that one día I'd give a speech to a class at Celestia's School of Magic, I wouldn't have believed it, but.. I hope that I have been up to the task, because I can tell that all of tu are and that the future of Equestrian magic is in good hooves.

Spike: (sarcastically) Wow, hehe. That was even better than the first eleven times.

Twilight: Eh, I don't know, Spike. I'd like to be able to get through the whole speech without looking at the cards.

Spike: Come on, Twilight! tu can't be nervous about giving a speech to a bunch of magic students!...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 110 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 2, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Inside the station with everyone* Okay. There's thirteen of us. I will be the referee, and the rest of tu must choose your teams. Pierce Hawkins, and Nocturnal Mirage are team captains.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Gets in front of everyone with Mirage* My first pick, Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Yay. *Runs to Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Mirage: Why did I have the feeling tu would choose her?
Hawkeye: Because she's my wife.
Mirage: Dan, you're on my team.
Dan: I am very pleased por this. *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Stylo,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 105 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy and Jeff returned to the yards in time to see Hawkeye arrive in a freight train with Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Stops siguiente to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: Well it looks like Percy and Jeff just got back from fixing track.
Hawkeye: Let's ask them how it went.
Stylo: I'll do that, tu go uncouple these engines from the freight cars.
Hawkeye: I did that last time. tu do it!
Jeff: *Uncouples the engines from the freight cars with his magic*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Looking at Jeff*
Jeff: Neither of tu wanted to do it,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 103 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their friends about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

By the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did tu get to registrarse the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the día the auction took place, it was...

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Dan Rants. Episode 1 : Brony Community

posted by SomeoneButNoone

(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.

Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they amor a guy with name Adolf and surname...

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Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia interrogate the poni, pony in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He dicho he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill tu two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the calle from the train station around 9 O' Clock....

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean and arco iris Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one más thing we need. *Opens the el maletero, tronco of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: tu must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with arco iris Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...

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Saten Twist: S3E2 part 4

posted by Canada24

MEANWHILE:

Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! tu didn't vote for me?!

Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.

Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!

Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help por mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! tu could have actually won this election if tu just listened to me. tu wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.

Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).

AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.

Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.

Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).

Sweetie Belle: What about now?

Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.

Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.

AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.

The Train Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Didont was standing siguiente to his train. It was 9:15.

Nazi Pony: Engineer!! Start your engine!
Didont: *Climbs into his engine's cab*
German Ponies: *Covering up the artillery pistolas with tarps*
Didont: *Opens the regulator, and blows the whistle. The train starts moving*

There was wheel spin when the train left, but Didont poured some sand onto the tracks to give his engine más traction.

The train was travelling at 30 miles an hour, and most of the surroundings were brick houses.

Meanwhile with the Colonel that we haven't seen since part 2, he was mostrando up to the yards where his train was getting...

On The Block Episode 26 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

culo culo Inn

Starring arco iris Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the culo culo Inn, everyone was sad. A poni, pony was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a poni, pony for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...

On The Block Episode 26 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 86 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The pony with Jeff

Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection carro on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have tu been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What año did tu start working for your railroad?...

On The Block Episode 14 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing...

On The Block Episode 12 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Master Sword, and Tom were walking down the calle together.

Tom: So, how's everything going?
Master Sword: Not too bad. I got to see somepony drive a '67 Camareo. How about you?
Tom: Things are going fine for me. Except for my life on the computer. I keep getting these advertisements thanks to Spamdex.
Audience: *Small laughter*
Master Sword: What kind of advertisements do they send you?
Tom: Who cares? They're advertisements. They do not belong on the internet. It's not a place for commercials, it's a place for ponies to watch videos, play games, and post self portraits.
Master Sword: tu mean...

On The Block Episode 11 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arco iris as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the colores of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will tu stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an naranja firework* That's nice....

On The Block Episode 11 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.

Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony estola all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James:...

papillon Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: This part has no dialogue until the ending

When papillon fell off a cliff, and into a river he fell asleep from a dart that hit him.

Papillon: *Wakes up*
Tribe Ponies: *Standing in a circulo, círculo looking at Papillon*
Papillon: *Slowly stands up*

The tribal ponies were very pleased to meet him, and accepted him into the tribe.

Tribal Mares: *Walking out of the ocean carrying buckets full of waters, and oysters*
Papillon: *Sitting on a barco that has been placed upside down*
Tribal Mare: *Smiles at papillon as she walks past him*
Papillon: *Smiles*

The siguiente day, the chief saw Papillon's butterfly...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 71 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 26, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were driving a short freight train, using Roger's modified locomotive.

Roger: I thought this would be used for passenger trains.
Anthony: Yeah. Me too, but remember, fewer ponies are riding trains nowadays. They're either interested in driving their car, o just flying in an airplane.
Roger: What about the freight?
Anthony: There are still some ponies interested in getting their freight por train, but it's possible, towards the future that fewer ponies will have their freight delivered por train....

On The Block Episode 5 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was with Tom, and Master Sword.

Tom: Well, we're glad you're feeling better.
Saten Twist: Thanks tu guys.
Master Sword: What caused tu to feel sick anyway?
Saten Twist: Being too far away from my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*

Just then, Sunny, and Heartsong arrived in a time machine.

Sunny: Hey, check this out!
Tom: Where did tu find that?
Heartsong: The junkyard. The owner dicho it didn't work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He must've been one stupid owner.
Sunny: o he just didn't want a time machine. So we took it off his hooves for him.
Tom: So where do tu plan to go...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Vanderbilt was in the guard tower, when Dobbs, Duffy, and Agarn were near the cannon.

Duffy: We think something is wrong with the cannon.
Agarn: Why?
Dobbs: Everytime we try to shoot it, it never works....