arco iris Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.
Song: link
Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.
Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was más like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.
arco iris Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To arco iris Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
arco iris Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arco iris Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
arco iris Dash: Why are tu just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
arco iris Dash: What did tu do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
arco iris Dash: Scoots, tu okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
arco iris Dash: tu do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
arco iris Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!
He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.
At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a poni, pony that had dynamite.
Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether tu like it o not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, tu got a point there. How about, we have tu further away from the explosions?
Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.
Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether tu like it o not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Back at the house, arco iris Dash was not happy with me.
arco iris Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a magdalena today.
arco iris Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn tu not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
arco iris Dash: I think we should mover back to the nube house. After that, you're grounded.
Oh well. Life isn't fair.
The End
Song: link
Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.
Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was más like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.
arco iris Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To arco iris Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
arco iris Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arco iris Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
arco iris Dash: Why are tu just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
arco iris Dash: What did tu do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
arco iris Dash: Scoots, tu okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
arco iris Dash: tu do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
arco iris Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!
He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.
At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a poni, pony that had dynamite.
Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether tu like it o not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, tu got a point there. How about, we have tu further away from the explosions?
Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.
Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether tu like it o not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Back at the house, arco iris Dash was not happy with me.
arco iris Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a magdalena today.
arco iris Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn tu not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
arco iris Dash: I think we should mover back to the nube house. After that, you're grounded.
Oh well. Life isn't fair.
The End