Saten Twist was watching más television.
Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still mostrando that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: hola Sean, do tu know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, o care about recolors.
Sean: Well tu better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So tu don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will mostrar tu why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*
Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.
Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give tu my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazuca, bazooka at Recolor Snails* I dicho give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! tu weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.
Saten Twist: Why do tu keep mostrando me this shit?
Master Sword: To let tu know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See tu siguiente time.
The End
Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still mostrando that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: hola Sean, do tu know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, o care about recolors.
Sean: Well tu better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So tu don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will mostrar tu why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*
Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.
Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give tu my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazuca, bazooka at Recolor Snails* I dicho give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! tu weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.
Saten Twist: Why do tu keep mostrando me this shit?
Master Sword: To let tu know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See tu siguiente time.
The End
Once upon a time, aguardiente de manzana, applejack fell in amor for arco iris Dash for no reason at all. But, what aguardiente de manzana, applejack did not know was that arco iris Dash was also secretly in amor with her as well, so, aguardiente de manzana, applejack thought of a way to tell arco iris Dash her true feelings. She promised to use this idea immediat-
(At least 20 Chapters later)
-And so, FINALLY, aguardiente de manzana, applejack was with arco iris Dash, walking with her through Overused Park, on the night of the Bright Cliched Stars. aguardiente de manzana, applejack then told arco iris Dash that she was in amor with her, and arco iris Dash, surprised, told aguardiente de manzana, applejack that she loved her too. And then they had crazy bondage sex. The End.
That night, Wind smashed his computer with a sledgehammer, saying, “FUCK THIS FANFIC”
What’s Your Take artículos 201-300. Coming Soon… Probably, I don’t know
(At least 20 Chapters later)
-And so, FINALLY, aguardiente de manzana, applejack was with arco iris Dash, walking with her through Overused Park, on the night of the Bright Cliched Stars. aguardiente de manzana, applejack then told arco iris Dash that she was in amor with her, and arco iris Dash, surprised, told aguardiente de manzana, applejack that she loved her too. And then they had crazy bondage sex. The End.
That night, Wind smashed his computer with a sledgehammer, saying, “FUCK THIS FANFIC”
What’s Your Take artículos 201-300. Coming Soon… Probably, I don’t know
