Gustav, the ponies, and I left the barn.
Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they dicho they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
arco iris Dash: tu think? If you're lying I'll kill tu myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No tu won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told tu to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck tu hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to tu like that.
Applejack: tu didn't have to kill him though.
arco iris Dash: Yeah he did. That was awesome.
Sean: Thanks. We better go to Canterlot.
Eventually we all got to Canterlot and told Princess Celestia about the situation.
Celestia: OK. We'll need some jeeps por the castle. If any griffon appears, they'll get shot down.
Twilight Sparkle: Good plan. tu may want to watch for some griffons carrying bombs however.
Sean: Yeah they blew up our cars.
Celestia: I have some of my soldiers that will shoot down any griffons carrying a bomb.
Rarity: What about Manehattan?
Celestia: You, Pinkie arco iris Dash, and Sean will go to Manehattan. The rest of tu will stay here with me, and defend Canterlot.
Sean: Sounds good.
Fluttershy: Yeah.
Half an hora later my group get into an airplane for Manehattan.
arco iris Dash: tu ever gone skydiving before?
Sean: Don't tell me we have to jump out of the plane.
Pinkie Pie: Why?
Rarity: Are tu afraid of heights?
Sean: Sort of. I got pushed out of an airplane once, and so did arco iris Dash. While I nearly died Dash got killed.
arco iris Dash: So that's why tu don't like sky diving.
Sean: Yeah, because tu died.
arco iris Dash: Shut up *laughs*
Ten minutos later we fly into Manehattan, but how does the parachuting work?
Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they dicho they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
arco iris Dash: tu think? If you're lying I'll kill tu myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No tu won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told tu to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck tu hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to tu like that.
Applejack: tu didn't have to kill him though.
arco iris Dash: Yeah he did. That was awesome.
Sean: Thanks. We better go to Canterlot.
Eventually we all got to Canterlot and told Princess Celestia about the situation.
Celestia: OK. We'll need some jeeps por the castle. If any griffon appears, they'll get shot down.
Twilight Sparkle: Good plan. tu may want to watch for some griffons carrying bombs however.
Sean: Yeah they blew up our cars.
Celestia: I have some of my soldiers that will shoot down any griffons carrying a bomb.
Rarity: What about Manehattan?
Celestia: You, Pinkie arco iris Dash, and Sean will go to Manehattan. The rest of tu will stay here with me, and defend Canterlot.
Sean: Sounds good.
Fluttershy: Yeah.
Half an hora later my group get into an airplane for Manehattan.
arco iris Dash: tu ever gone skydiving before?
Sean: Don't tell me we have to jump out of the plane.
Pinkie Pie: Why?
Rarity: Are tu afraid of heights?
Sean: Sort of. I got pushed out of an airplane once, and so did arco iris Dash. While I nearly died Dash got killed.
arco iris Dash: So that's why tu don't like sky diving.
Sean: Yeah, because tu died.
arco iris Dash: Shut up *laughs*
Ten minutos later we fly into Manehattan, but how does the parachuting work?
Twilight finally gets up from the steps.
"Oh Fluttershy are tu ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now tu died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
"Oh Fluttershy are tu ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now tu died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD
"And, who is this arco iris Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only poni, pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced por Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
"And, who is this arco iris Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only poni, pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced por Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
She would be:
For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link
For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link
For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link
For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.
For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link
I'll be posting más of these soon. ^^