Hi all, i'm new member. Add fan me ^^ publicado hace más de un año

Spamalot, the theatre version of Monty pitón, python and the Holy Grail, will take over the stage of Joburg Theatre from 11 July 2014 - so, if you're in South Africa then, come along and laugh hysterically at King Arthur and his Knights, but beware of migrating swallows (they may just drop a coconut on your head!) publicado hace más de un año

Tiz but a scratch publicado hace más de un año

"get me a bucket!!" publicado hace más de un año

Monty pitón, python is taking over my life… I'm not sure if this is a good thing o not. publicado hace más de un año

I will registrarse this club for a pound publicado hace más de un año

GET ON WITH IT!!!!!! XD publicado hace más de un año

Any Terry Gilliam fans out there? publicado hace más de un año

Carol Cleveland is doing a Q&A at The Cinema Museum, Londres on Sat March 31st at 19:30. See www.cinemamuseum.org.uk for más information publicado hace más de un año

I loved 'Life of Brian'. xD publicado hace más de un año

This can only mean one thing - They Intend To Win Wimbledon!!! publicado hace más de un año

All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?

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pitón, python inspired tee diseño for contest! Check it out> link publicado hace más de un año

pitón, python inspired tee diseño for threadless contest! link publicado hace más de un año

"Always look on the bright side of life, Always look on the light side of life, do do do do do do!"

Life of brian publicado hace más de un año

"I was here on Saturday, getting married to a blond girl, and I'd like to change, please. I'd like to have this one instead, please." publicado hace más de un año

Please can someone make a fan club for Yellow beard and o erik the viking! publicado hace más de un año

"...our experts describe tu as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful." publicado hace más de un año

"Oh, oh, no más buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano." publicado hace más de un año

*Are tu Rear Admiral Dudley de Vere Compton Bart?* - "No. He died. He have corazón attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb, and was run over in shooting accident. Nasty business." publicado hace más de un año

I got a red medal on this spot :-) publicado hace más de un año

"Albatross! Albatross! Albatross!" publicado hace más de un año

"A bloke was telling me, if you’re in the army and there’s a war tu have to go and fight." publicado hace más de un año

"NEXT DOOR?!? Penguins don't come from siguiente DOOR! They come from the Antarctic!" *BURMA* "Why did tu say Burma?" *I panicked." publicado hace más de un año

"I just spent four hours burying the cat." *Four hours to bury a cat?* "It wouldn't keep still!" publicado hace más de un año

"I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed, and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie." publicado hace más de un año

"I'm Assistant Chief Constable Theres-a-man-behind-yer!" publicado hace más de un año

Fellow pitón, python lunatics might like to visit our slightly odd foros at
link

New members are especially welcome, it's totally free and great fun.
It's also very active - go take a look!
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"Oh dear, I'm bored.. I'd better go and have a bath." publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the Day:
Tinny: (adj.) A word that (possibly) sounds like metal being hit.
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MY BRAIN HURTS! publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the Day:
Train spotting: (n) Pretty much what it sounds like – trying to spot trains to record their numbers.
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Pythonism of the Day:
Camel-spotting (n)
the occupation of a very bored trainspotter who has decided that spotting for camels would be más fun. publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the Day:
Naughty bits: (n) Parts of the human anatomy, which ought not be referred to in public
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Pythonism of the Day:
#1... the Larch (n)
A árbol tu might be able to recognise from a long way away.
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Pythonism of the Day:
flor arranging: (n)
The act of arranging flores to make a beautiful center piece, usually done por a man named Gumby.
" First take a bunch of flowers. Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums... then arrange them nicely in a vase."
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G'day Bruces! publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the Day:
Cashectomy: (n) The total removal of all monies from the patient. publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the Day:
Spam-n
1.Trademark used for a canned meat consisting primarily of pork product.
2. basura e-mail.
3. Something served with everything at the Green Midget Café.
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Pythonism of the Day:
Spanish Inquisition:n-
1. A movement founded in the early years of the sixteenth century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodoxy, where the Pope gave Cardinal Ximenez of Spain leave to mover without hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture.

2.Three Cardinals whose chief weapon include surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope and nice red uniforms

3.Something NOBODY expects

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Pythonism of the Day:
Llama-n
The llama is a quadruped which lives in large rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. It is provided with fins for swimming. Llamas are larger than frogs. Llamas are very dangerous. publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the Day:
Blacmange-n
(Blah-man-gee)
1)A white, fluffy Brittish dessert, flavored with vanilla.
2)An extraterrestrial resident of the planet, Skyron, that is shaped like the afformentioned dessert. publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the Day:
Pythonesque-adj. ('Monty-Python's-Flying-Circus'+esque)
Any word, phrase, o action found o referenced in the 1970's BBC program, 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'. publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the Day:
Lumberjack-n
1) A logger; usually a native of Canada.
2) A man who works all day, sleeps all night, goes to the lavatory, presses wild flowers, and wears suspenders and a bra. publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the Day:
16-ton Weight-n
1) A very large, heavy rectangular weight.
2) An object droped from off screen in a way to end sketches that do not seem to be going anywhere during 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'. publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the Day:
Pointed Stick-n
1)Part of a árbol o branch that is sharpened to a point.
2)An object that is good for fending off a frutas bearing murderer, but not good for fending of a 16 ton weight of a released tiger. publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the Day:
Comfy Chair-n
1) An sillón with very soft cushions used por the Cardinal to torture the dear old lady in the Spanish Inquisition sketch.
2) Something to be feared, but not really. publicado hace más de un año

Spiny Norman-n
1) A giant hedgehog reportedly ranging from 12 feet to 800 yards long.
2) A fantasm from the mind of nortorious gangster, Dinsdale Pirana. publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the day:
Wizzo Quality Assortment-n
A vomit-inducing giftbox filled with confections such as Crunchy Frog, Cockroach Cluster, Anthrax Ripple, cereza, cerezo Fondue, and Ram's Bladder Cup. publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the day:
Splunge-adj.
A great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-im-not-being-indecisive! publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the day:
Semprini-n
(sehm-pree-nee)
1) A brand of aftershave
2) A rude part of the body that should never be uttered again. publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the day:
Burglar-n
(Buhr-gahl-er)
1)someone who burgles people.
2)someone who just wants to come in and ransack the flat.
3)A successful encyclopedia salesman. publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the day:
Albatross-n
1) Any number of large web-footed seabirds.
2) A refresco sold at the cinema por a man dressed in an ice cream girl's uniform.
("It's a bloody seabird, it isn't any kind of bloody flavor!!") publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the day:
'Gumby' noun
(Gumm-bee)
Definition: a man usually found wearing glasses, rubber boots, a sweatervest, a hankerchief on the head, and who is very, very thick. publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the day:

'Mr. Luxury-Yacht' noun
(Throat-Wabbler-Man-Grove)
Definition: A man in a desperate buscar for surgery for his enormous hooter. publicado hace más de un año

Pythonism of the day:

PYTHONISM-noun
(Pi-th-ohn-iz-um)
Definition: Any word o phrase found o used in any work written and/or performed por the Monty pitón, python cast. publicado hace más de un año

Dear Sirs,
I would like to object to the cancellation of 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' back in the 70's. I realize this letter is very very late, but tu will just have to deal with it!
I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say I would have liked to see más of the Pythons, especially Mr. Cleese and Mr. Idle.

Signed,
Brigadere Xindale L.
(Mrs.)
PS: Please take care, sleep well and have a smashing día tomorow.
Kiss, Kiss.
P.P.S: limón Curry? publicado hace más de un año

i amor monty python!
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Monty pitón, python HP Sauce Ltd Edition BCOllectable Bottle for sale:
link
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I saw Spamalot, Saturday, but the Swedish version, anyway I amor it! :) publicado hace más de un año