Dipper: ( walks up to ? ) hi. I'm Dipper.

Tina: Hi. I'm Tina.
Santana: *walks to class and gets stopped by Kurt* Oh my god, what the hell, Lady Boy?
Kurt: You think you can out bitch me?
Santana: Seriously, Kurt? You have to make me late for class again because of a BITCH war?
Kurt: It's on, bitch. *walks away making the im watching you sign*

Dipper: Say, wanna meet my sister?

Tina: Um sure...
Santana: *looks at Kurt like he's crazy and walks to class*

Dipper: MABEL! * she runs up *

Hollie: Who wanted me?

Tina: Um hi..
Brooklyn: *walks past Kurt* Nice scarf, maybe you actually CAN win America's Gayest this year! *walks to class*
Kurt: Oh no she didn't! *walks up to her* Brooklyn?
Brooklyn: What?
Kurt: You be crampin' my style?

Mike: did you BURN ANNE MARIA'S PICTURES!?!?

Mabel: hi! WADDLES! STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!!!* runs after a pig *

Hollie: Burn Anne Maria's pictures? HELL NO! I HAVEN'T BEEN NEAR THEM!

Tina: Ummm...
Brooklyn: Oh I have been, scarf lady. *walks away*
Kurt: I AM KURT HUMMEL! I AM NOT A LADY! I AM A PROUD GAY TEENAGER!
Santana: Kurt, you just came out of the closet.
Kurt: I know, Santana. I don't need an obsessive bitch nagging me.

Mike: Someone did!

Lilly: *grabs Kurt and pulls him into a corner* You shouldn't have just came out like that! You come out of the closet once here, it will be hell. And I'm not just talking coming out gay.
Kurt: Who are you??
Lilly: Oh I'm Lilly.

( at school, this happens )

Hollie: It can't have been me! I was hanging out with Manitoba!

( Turns out, evil dread's REAL name is something else. My bad! )

Mike: weird..

Hollie: What? I think he likes me!

Mke: Not that! the pictures! ( one picture shows this )

Hollie: oh....... My bad! (Beams)

( srry , I double typed. )

(Ok)

Mike: ( smiles )

Hollie: Man, I feel so conflicted right now!

Mike: With what?

Hollie: I think I like Manitoba, but then there's Shiftara.........

Kurt: Are you that girl who almost jumped off a cliff?
Lilly: Um... yeah. *looks down at the floor*
Kurt: Killing yourself won't solve your problems.
Lilly: Yeah like I haven't heard that before.
Kurt: Oh crap I almost forgot! We're late for the second Glee club.... thingy! Come on!
Lilly: *walks to Glee club with Kurt*
Kurt: Just cause I'm gay doesn't mean I'm not fabulous.

Hollie: so what do you think, mike?

Rachel: KURT! YOU'RE LATE!
Santana: Oh boo hoo, not like you're some special little snowflake, Berry.

Hollie: (sighs deeply)

Rachel: Be nice, Santana.
Santana: Oh, I am!

(Evil Dread/ Malevolent One's real name is Mal.)

( thx 4 the reminder! I like evil dread better -_- )

Mike: maybe you should just pick one. ( I just like this song. )

Rachel: *walks up to the front of the room* I requested the Glee teacher to do a week all about ME and he said yes.
*everyone groans but Rachel*
Santana: *stands up and yells at her in Spanish* PERRA ESTA SEMANA TODO NO PUEDE SER SUYA! USTED AUTO PERRA CENTRADO!
*it takes everyone in Glee club to hold her back*
Rachel: *screams in terror*

( someone walks in, and everyone but her falls over. She then walks out, leaving a note that says. " Anata no kurasumēto o kizutsukeru koto wa arimasen. - Okiku " )

Hollie: Yeah, that's the problem. I can't just pick one! I like them both so much and I just don't know who to choose............

*everyone starts fighting again*
Draven: *Walks in* Dang. This is a shame, we're all going against each other!
*no one pays attention*
Santana: *punches everyone out of the way and walks up to Rachel* I see how you are. You're just some self centered, self conscious bitch. *slaps her*
Kurt: OKAY EVERYONE! TAKE BACK YOUR CLAWS AND SHUT UP!
Santana: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, GAY BOY?

Mike: oh.... ( drops this picture ) NO!!! ( lunges at it, but hollie sees it when it flies up )

Hollie: (sees the picture) I guess I have my answer right there....... (Goes up to her bedroom)

Hollie: (is crying into her pillow)

Kurt: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO ABOUT IT. I'M GONNA STRUT MY STUFF AND LOOK FABULOUS DOING IT!
Santana: OH PLEASE YOU'RE ABOUT HAS FABULOUS AS A CABBAGE PATCH KID!
Finn: ENOUGH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *Kicks over a music stand and stomps out*

Mike:( walks upstairs ) Uh. Hollie. This photo wasn't real! Riddle me this; Since when do two of my personalities appear at the EXACT SAME TIME!!!

Draven: EVERYONE SHUT UP! WE'RE ALL GOING AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!
*no one listens*
Santana: *Throws Rachel to the wall* YOU SELF CENTERED LITTLE BITCH!

( someone new walks into the spa hotel )

Rachel: *screams*
Sam: GUYS! STOP! SANTANA, CHILL YOUR TITS. RACHEL, NO ONE WANTS AN ENTIRE WEEK DEVOTED TO YOU BECAUSE NO ONE REALLY LIKES YOU, NO OFFENCE.
Rachel: Offence taken.
Sam: KURT, COOL IT WITH THE FABULOUSNESS.

Hollie: I guess you have a point............................

Sam: PIERA! YOU CAN COME IN AND PUNCH SOMEONE TOO! TINA, STOP BEING SUCH A BITCH.
ARTIE, DON'T STOP BEING BADASS.

Mike: and this tree is from the middle of the forest!

Hollie: Well excuse me for not noticing!

(In confessional)
Hollie: Sometimes I let my emotions get in the way. I just jump to conclusions and don't think! Plus, I'm torn between two boys, which makes the situation worse.................

Glee Teacher: EVERYONE CALM DOWN! *Slams soda bottle down* EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND CHILL!
Finn: *Walks in and sits down*
*everyone sits down*
Glee Teacher: Thank you. *walks to the front of the room* So this week's assignment is simple. It will be girls versus boys. You are allowed TWO SONGS per team. Get into your teams now.
Kurt: *walks over with the girls team* *whistles nonchalantly*
Glee Teacher: Kurt, not saying it again, boys team.

Mike: ( backs up ) Whoa... ( Just love this fanart! It's all the personalities! Try to match the parts in the middle to the pony. )

(Omg that's badass, dude!)
Kurt: Fiiine! *Walks over to the boys team*
Hunter: Go away, Lady.
Devin: MR.GLEETEACHER! KURT HAS TO GO OVER TO THE GIRLS TEAM! HE SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL!
Glee Teacher: He is still of the male gender. You guys better get along or it's detention. All of you.