In a shocking revelation that has shocked the shocked world of mostrar business, already reeling from shock, it was revealed today that Michael Jackson is not dead after all.
A jubilant Michael Jackson returned to the world's stage to thank everyone for buying his albums and securing him every slot in the parte superior, arriba 100.
He dicho that he needed the money, and the best way to do it was to fake his own death so that he could sell shed loads of albums. This, he felt, was far más ethical than either to go into hiding and get his family to claim death insurance o to bankrupt a bank and live off a £700,000 pension for the remainder of his life.
To celebrate, he put on a special concierto at the arena in his NeverNeverLand inicial featuring a 3-hour set of some of his most famous songs.
Sadly, however, during one of his moonwalk routines, he backed into a stack of amplifiers at the corner of the stage that collapsed on him, killing him instantly.
A jubilant Michael Jackson returned to the world's stage to thank everyone for buying his albums and securing him every slot in the parte superior, arriba 100.
He dicho that he needed the money, and the best way to do it was to fake his own death so that he could sell shed loads of albums. This, he felt, was far más ethical than either to go into hiding and get his family to claim death insurance o to bankrupt a bank and live off a £700,000 pension for the remainder of his life.
To celebrate, he put on a special concierto at the arena in his NeverNeverLand inicial featuring a 3-hour set of some of his most famous songs.
Sadly, however, during one of his moonwalk routines, he backed into a stack of amplifiers at the corner of the stage that collapsed on him, killing him instantly.
