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10. Insist that someone with "intelligence" must be included in the company (and unfortunately tu mean yourself . . .)
9. Complain about the rations of comida at Minas Tirith, the "small loaf" of bread, and the "inadequate pat of butter." Never mind the devastating siege going on – a hobbit deserves a decent breakfast!
8. Take part in encouraging a usually "un-hasty" group of Ents to rise up against their unpleasant neighbor.
7. Map? Who needs to memorize a map? Sure, there are tons of them here in Rivendell, but why waste my time on something boring like that?...

This (Arda) Universe is much different from Tolkien’s tale. Before Gandalf and Frodo take their leave to Aman, with the elves Gandalf senses the return of Sauron.
In this epic version (Arda) is peopled not only por Men, but por Wizards, Witches, Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits, Fauns, Centaurs, Fairies, sirenas and unicornios including Griffins. Also por monsters like Dragons, Trolls, Goblins, Orcs, Werewolves, and vampiros including Ents and Giants.
Men, Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits resided in Middle-Earth. Men also resided in Darkland along with Fauns, hadas and Centaurs. Giants lived in between mountains...

Chapter 1
Frodo’s journey is not yet complete as he makes his way to Mount Doom. Some scared and confused Orc’s are letting Frodo pass in confusion hoping for forgiveness and freedom. The battle at the black gates continues and the dark forces are conquering the forces of good. Orc scouts are informing the dark lord Sauron of his creature’s treachery. He gets his most powerful forces to deal with him; The Nazgul. The Nazgul are treacherous foul creatures who were once kings of men. Sauron has lost his finest warrior; the Witch king of Angmar in the battle of Minas Tirith on Pellenor fields....

-All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is dado to us.

-I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.

-He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

-What do tu mean? Do tu wish me a good morning, o mean that it is a good morning whether I want it o not; o that tu feel good this morning; o that it is a morning to be good on?

-You cannot pass.I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. tu cannot pass. The dark fuego will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! tu cannot pass.

-It is not despair,...