1.Why are scene kids so bad at karate? Because they can never get past the white belt
2.A punk with a arco iris collored mohawk sits down on a bench siguiente to an old man. After awhile he notices the old man is staring at him. "Whats wrong old timer?" asks the punk, "Never done anything wild in your life?" "Actually," says the geezer, "One time screwed a parrot, i was just wondering if tu were my son."
3.What do tu do if there's an emo in your backyard with his hand blown off? Stop laughing and reload.
4.Whats better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree? One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.
I stare into space. No one notices. I'm so alone. No one cares. No one see's the depressed Boy trapped in a different body. I'm happy and cheery at school but once I Walk through that door, I slip into a World of grey. Its almost like I'm trapped. And I cant get out. The only way out Is through the little slits on my arm. The slits that leave a dry red stream down My arm.
Screaming doesn't help. I'm still alone. Crying makes it worse. Most people make It worse. But not everyone. I'm fine When I'm around my friends but its When I'm alone, things happen. I start Thinking, then crying, then...cutting. I Should...